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In case y’all wondered what I look like…

It’s summer in DC. 

Will they need a separate bathroom?

I must be sheltered or something, because I’ve never heard of this. Rob says he’s seen it before – a weird form of fetish where grown men want to live their lives as dogs. Leather clad dogs. This is apparently a thing. A British TV channel is doing a documentary on these freaks.

The programme also features the sad story of Tom, 32, a theatre technician from Tring, Hertforshire, who split up with his fiancee Rachel because of his yearning to dress up as a Dalmatian.

He says: ‘You disappear and start chasing puppy toys. You go so deep into the head space, you crave it and want it. It’s just magic.’

Woof woof - Left to right: The reigning Mr Puppy UK Spot (otherwise known as Tom) with his playmates Hexy and Tibo. At least their owners don't need to clean up after them.

Woof woof – Left to right: The reigning Mr Puppy UK Spot (otherwise known as Tom) with his playmates Hexy and Tibo. At least their owners don’t need to clean up after them.

It’s not about sex, they claim, but a number of them are dressed like BDSM fiends. Leather, chains, masks…

And this… uh… “hobby,” is expensive. This douche Tom – pictured as a dalmatian to the left – not only lost his girlfriend over this (‘I didn’t understand it. I didn’t want to understand it,’ says Rachel, who remains friends with Tom.), but he also spends loads of money on his doggie alter ego.

Look, I’m not one to judge anyone’s fetishes. Whatever you do, more power to you, as long as you don’t infringe on the rights of others while you do it.

I just wonder if these freaks are going to demand their own bathrooms soon. Or hydrants. Or whether they’re going to need someone to pick up their… uh… leavings when they go out.

I have to wonder if this is a weird attention ploy, or some kind of odd mental disorder. I’m not really sure what to think about it. I suppose it’s kind of harmless, unless you count the loved ones who have to put up with this, like Rachel here.

Personally, I’m not into interspecies erotica, so I prefer my mates in human form, thanks.

Chris Hardwick takes on Fappin Mike (UPDATED)

I admit it. I’m a huge fan of Chris Hardwick. Not only is he the host of “The Talking Dead,” the talk show that comes on after my favorite TV series of all time, but he’s also absolutely hysterical!

Does anyone not know where this is going?

Yep. Chris found Fappin Mike, and the rest, as they say, is history.

Hilarity ensues. Watch this.

UPDATE: In the latest installment of Fappin Mike’s excellent fapdventures, Mike not only compares the consequences of his porn tab fiasco to the Holocaust, but admits he hasn’t gotten laid in 30 years.

I want to make this perfectly clear: In my entire life, I have only had carnal knowledge, more than a simple kiss, and only after asking first, of two women, both over 30 years ago while I was in college because I believe in the sanctity of marriage.

That would explain a lot.

Caption this!

It’s a Saturday, and I want to have some fun, so instead of the usual blog post, let’s caption a funny. 

The other day, the Hairy Hemorrhoid became the first Presidential candidate ever to reference his dick in a nationally televised debate. 

We’ve all see the photo of him looking like he grabbed a rather well endowed intern and checked out her assets as he was discussing his peen. Heck, I captioned it in yesterday’s post. 

And then I grabbed her tits and made this honking sound, alright?

But today, I have another – even better – shot of that moment that captures the look on the face of Ted Cruz during the cock discussion. A look of “What. In. The. Everloving. Fuck.”

 

Did this douche canoe REALLY just launch into a discussion of his schlong on national television? Just what in sweet hell is this fuckery?

 
Now it’s your turn guys! Captions in comments. Just what is Ted Cruz thinking? 

Friday Funny

Because Dilbert.

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