Weapons Grade Stupid

This Ain’t Hell brings us the fat, salivating, weapons-grade stupid of one Phillip Mark Thompson. He’s apparently an Army SEAL… or something. And he’s using his talent for embellishment makeshituppery to attract gullible women on a dating site.

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You guys can go to the TAH link I provided above and read all about this giant bag of douche, as well as take a gander at his oh-so-impressive DD214, which includes oh-so-impressive places he’s served, such as JALALBAD, AFGHANISTAN and TAKRIT, IRAQ.

As for the ladies on the POF website, here’s a couple of clues for you:

  1. There’s no such thing as an Army SEAL.
  2. There’s no such thing as a SEAL this fat, unless you’re at Sea World, and even there I think they keep them on a stricter diet than this shitbag is apparently following.
  3. “Athletic body type” doesn’t include four chins.

Thanks for the laughs, TAH!

5 responses

  1. Guess the Navy “green berets” didn’t want him.

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    1. But he made Sergeant Admiral anyway!

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    2. Ha! Make that Sergeant Admiral (Lower Half).

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  2. As the wife of a now retired SF soldier, I am disgusted by this slimebucket. If he was ever attached to anything resembling an SF unit, he was a leg puke support guy back in garrison. No one who weasrs jump wings is a fat pudding like him.

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    1. There are a ton of these losers. Seriously. How they expect to get away with this shit is beyond me!

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