What took so long?

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In 2005, Ray Nagin catapulted into infamy by being a massive FAIL during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, by not using perfectly functional, dry buses to evacuate New Orleans residents trapped by the deadly storm, and telling them they didn’t have to evacuate, because they would be taken care of.

Well, he took care of them, alright.

And today, Nagin was found guilty of five counts of bribery and nine counts of wire fraud.

Nagin had been indicted on 21-counts, including six counts of bribery, nine counts of wire fraud, and one count of money laundering conspiracy, after being accused of accepting thousands of dollars worth of bribes during his two mayoral terms.

This racist sack of corrupt turds, who blamed white people, Bush, FEMA, Bigfoot and the Pillsbury Dough Boy for his own failures during Katrina also accepted hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes, travel and other goodies in return for city contracts.

Prosecutors said a major backer seeking help from the mayor gave him a $50,000 payoff and sent truckloads of granite worth an estimated $200,000 to supply a kitchen countertop company Nagin owned with his sons.

Nagin not only accepted bribes while in office but also arranged for post-City Hall payments of more than $112,000 from contractors between August 2010 and March 2011, Coman said.

“In all, Ray Nagin took in more than $500,000 in illegal proceeds,” Coman said in concluding his statement.

And in the end, it was Nagin’s own corrupt cronies who testified against him and helped seal his fate. Former Nagin aides and associates signed plea deals with the government, agreeing to help the prosecution convict the lying hemorrhoid. This is what happens when you hang out with slime. Eventually, the slime will do everything in its power to protect itself, leaving you to rot.

I’m just surprised it took this long.

I’d love to start a betting pool on the appeals strategy. Will it be racism? Will it be the Marion Barry defense, a/k/a “bitch set me up?” Will it be corruption, a/k/a “the judge/jury was paid off?”

What do y’all think?

Another member of the peaceful, tolerant thugocratism pounds an elderly man into pulp

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I’m sure the usual suspects of the “it’s not his fault, he’s a victim of society’s injustice” variety will be silent in this case.

Police arrested a 35-year-old New Haven man on gun and other charges after an allegedly unprovoked attack on a 71-year-old man.

Jorge DelaPaz was arrested on charges of assault in the third degree of an elderly person, carrying a dangerous weapon, carrying a pistol without a permit, criminal possession of a pistol and interfering with police.

The elder New Haven man was eating a hamburger in the Goffe Street Park following a Toni Harp mayoral campaign-sponsored event Sunday afternoon when he was approached by DelaPaz, who is 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighs 250 pounds, according to a police report. 

Police say DelaPaz told the elder white male that he shouldn’t be “in his park where young black kids are playing.” When the older man refused an order from DelaPaz to pick up a football, DelaPaz punched the man multiple times in the face, knocking him to the ground, police said.

Nope, this had nothing to do with race. Nothing at all. DelaPaz was simply a victim of the white oligarchy we have going on in this country and was lashing out due to the injustices perpetrated against him by white people everywhere – both past and present.

Or, this could be a case of a racist thug taking advantage of the fact that he was faced with an elderly man, who was ostensibly weaker than he was and deciding to wield his “authoritah” over the septuagenarian, who to his credit, stood up to the varmint and refused to follow this vapid, impotent motherfucker’s “order.”

Oh, where are all those screeching shrews spewing “HATE CRIME!” at the top of their marijuana-addled lungs?

Crickets…

Now it’s the victim’s fault

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Victim was bad. Victim was selling crack to sweet innocent teenagers, forcing the cherubs to beat him to death.

That is the bizarre claim of slimebag Kenan Adams-Kinard, who appeared in court yesterday and claimed that the 88-year old World War II veteran, whom he helped bludgeon to death was selling him crack, and that the transaction turned violent.

Adams-Kinard and Demetruis Glenn, both 16, are accused of attacking Belton when he resisted a robbery attempt in the parking lot outside his Fraternal Order of Eagles lodge last Wednesday night. Both were charged as adults.

There is little I find more repugnant in this world than these two shitbirds, who victimized an elderly man – a man who served his country honorably, a man who was supposed to have a peaceful sunset to his life, a man who ostensibly could not fight back.

Hell, even the defense attorney for the other shitbag doesn’t believe that pus-filled little hemorrhoid and calls the claim ridiculous!

There are no redeeming qualities in this trash. These two heartless animals (and I hesitate to call them this, because animals don’t just murder for the fuck of it) attacked an elderly man, who was ostensibly weaker than they were, was unable to defend himself from their viciousness, and eventually succumbed. He fought back – gallantly and bravely – which is more courage than these two dickdrips could ever show, when they attacked a defenseless elderly man and bludgeoned him with flashlights.

And before Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton come to the rescue of these two sacks of rancid effluvia…

  1. No, it’s not society’s fault that they were black/underprivileged/victimized/*insert stupid excuse here*.
  2. No, being black doesn’t mitigate this vicious crime. See #1.
  3. No, they’re not young men with much potential to whom no one ever offered a chance. They’re foul thugs, and I don’t give a fuck how old they are.
  4. Yes, they deserve to be tried as adults for an intentional, savage, depraved crime, and I don’t give a fuck how old they are.
  5. No, I’m not afraid to call them savages. No, it’s not a racist term. It’s an accurate one.
  6. No, I don’t give a fuck what color they are, but the silence from Jesse and Al is somewhat instructive.
  7. No, they didn’t do it owing to some perceived social injustice. They did it because they’re heartless pieces of monkey shit.
  8. If that sounds racist, I’m tired of giving a shit. Shut the fuck up.
  9. No, I don’t believe they should be charged with a “hate crime,” because: a) there is no such thing – a hate crime is a thought crime, and for those of you who haven’t read Orwell lately, that’s double plus ungood – and b) because they should be charged with a capital crime – their legs should be broken, and they should be tossed into a pen with vicious swine and filmed while they’re eaten slowly and painfully (although, I’m not sure what foul thing swine did to deserve that shit).
  10. No, lawyer scum. They did not fall in with the wrong crowd. They are vomitous, shitslurping thunderfucks who need to be put out of society’s misery.

And that is all.

The Blog Post in which I Insult Everybody Without Using a Single Curse Word

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Just watch me!

If you’re black, Hispanic, Oriental, gay, straight, white, poor, rich, sick, bisexual, omnisexual, Christian, Muslim, Jewish, atheist or agnostic, you’d better not read this post. Heck, if you’re any sort of homo sapien, you might want to stay away, because I will insult, offend or otherwise give you post-traumatic stress for the rest of your life by using words that will scar and shock you!

In 1999, an aide of then-Washington DC Mayor Anthony Williams resigned after some of his coworkers became incensed at his use of the word “niggardly” during a meeting to describe how he would manage a budget. If you didn’t know, “niggardly” means “frugal” or “miserly”, but these city employees apparently had the intellects of rabid monkeys, so instead of checking a dictionary, they threw their excrement in frustrated indignation until David Howard resigned. After a quick acceptance of Howard’s resignation, Williams decided he acted too hastily, so he rehired his top aide, because firing a good worker, because he’s too smart for the walking examples of the lowest common denominator employed by the city, would be “catastrophic” and “disastrous” (two words some in the New York City Department of Education wanted to ban from standardized tests, because they might offend or disturb – heck if I know whom.)

Why do I mention this 14 year old incident?

Because this was the first time I became aware of the sheer “lunacy” (another word that will likely be banned from standardized tests, because it refers to a mental disease, and we don’t want to traumatize children who might be, or have family members or loved ones who might be sick) of the butthurt.

Today, the problem of language and the war on words (Oh whoops! I mentioned war. That implies violence. Standardized testing eggheads won’t like that either) that is being waged against common sense has gotten out of control.

I obviously cannot talk about “faggot” or “fagot,” which actually means “a bundle of dry sticks or wood” in actual… you know… ENGLISH! That might be insulting to homosexuals! And God and Goddess forbid I use the word “fag” as slang to describe a cigarette!

Recently, my buddy science fiction author Michael Z. Williamson got banned from Facebook for daring to use the word “chigger.”  I wouldn’t have believed this was true, and would have demanded more information about this incident, if it wasn’t for the fact that I know Mike personally and have known him for years, so I know this incident to be 100 percent true. It happened not once, but twice, and not just to Mike but to blogger Erin Pallette, whose post said the following:

“I was once niggardly with a jigger full of chiggers. Tigger wanted that jigger with a vigor, but I refused. A Tigger with a jigger full of chiggers is a digger with rigor.” Something like that.

Apparently anything that rhymes with… chigger… is offensive to… um… insects? As Erin pointed out to Facebook – English, Facebook, do you speak it? “Niggardly” is not a racist word, as a brief Googleing would indicate. Kindly grow a sense of humor along with a larger vocabulary.

So, citizens – and I mean citizens, not illegal aliens, who came to this country illegally and are legally not allowed to be here per United State law (I will address you separately) – we’re in an era of political correctness like I’ve never seen before. Bring a “brown bag lunch” and stay a while, because it’s going to be an interesting ride.

In case you were wondering, “brown bag lunch” is offensive, because apparently (and I wouldn’t have known it, being a white person, and therefore racist and all) had been used as a test of skin color to determine whether a person’s skin was light enough to be invited to a party or event. As a rule of thumb (Oops! I used bad phrase that the State Department’s “Chief Diversity Officer” says is offensive, because the phrase emanates from some kind of religious regulation that says you may not beat your wife with a rod any thicker than your thumb), the paper bag test was used by African Americans throughout the twentieth and twenty-first century with reference to a ritual once practiced by certain African-American sororities and fraternities who would not let anyone into the group whose skin tone was darker than a paper bag. So it’s racist and bad, because… wait… what? African Americans used it to judge their own? Hmmmm. Well, then it must be the evil whites’ fault anyway, because we have given black people a full blown generational inferiority complex about their skin color.

Sorry, crackers (not the little crunchy things you eat). No matter what, it’s your fault.

Of course, the brown bag is simply a bag many of us used, and many kids today continue to use to bring their lunch to school – it’s cheap and an easy carry. And the “rule of thumb” refers to using one’s fingers and thumbs as measuring devices. But that’s a small chink in the armor of the PC police (oh, damn, did I just insult Oriental people? I should be fired like those two ESPN employees were last year.

Now, we’re not saying anything has been made illegal (oh, ooops! might be offensive because it refers to undocumented immigrants or something), or that people are being thrown in jail for the use of offensive language… yet. But these little politically correct games are getting old.

Next thing you know we’ll have to call bums “residentially deprived Americans.”

Christians will turn into “oppressors” – plain and simple.

Jews will be “kosher Americans.”

Criminals will simply be known as those who use “alternative means of gaining wealth.”

Hunting will be “animal murder,” and will be outlawed.

Unemployment will be “unpaid leave” – oh wait… that’s my furlough!

Illegal aliens are already “undocumented immigrants.”

Money is the tool of the evil capitalist, so we won’t refer to it at all.

Islamic terrorism can surely be referred to as “workplace violence,” because we can’t insult fundamentalists, can we?

Have I insulted enough of you yet?

Good.

We Need a National Conversation on Race…

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unless you’re someone whom leftards don’t like. Then you just need to shut the fuck up, because you don’t have a “license” to “say anything.”

That’s according to racist twat Sherri Shepherd of the View, who apparently thinks that unless you’re a “young, black man,” your views on race don’t mean shit.

I don’t want to give Bill O’Reilly a license to say anything, because he’s never been a young black man growing up in the situations that a lot of them grow up in,” Sherri Shepherd told Lemon on Monday’s The View.

Yeah?

Hate to tell you this, you dumb bitch, but even the distasteful O’Reilly has a “license” to say something on race. It’s called the First Amendment, and he’s certainly got the right to speak on the issue.

But, of course, you don’t want his participation, because… well… he’ll say stuff you won’t like.

You know what you call a “conversation on race” where screeching, ignorant shrews try to shut up one side of the conversation?

It’s called a monologue.

You would do well to learn what that is.

Captain Legthrill Speaks for All White People

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Thus sayeth Chris “Thrill up my leg” Matthews, when he offered an apology to his guests on behalf of all white people during a conversation on race.

I will now say on behalf of myself that Chris Matthews does not speak for me.

I do not get a thrill up my leg when I see Zero bloviate about how he’s going to fundamentally change the nature of this country.

I do not immediately draw the gargantuan intellectually dishonest conclusion that an attack such as the Boston Marathon bombing that took place a few months ago is an attack on my political party of choice.

I do not consider those who vote third party idiots, and superciliously proclaim that those who opt to stay home on Election Day (presumably instead of voting for his leftard of choice) are somehow intellectually inferior to me.

I do not consider natural disasters such as Superstorm Sandy, that destroyed lives and property and took a huge economic toll on the east coast, some kind of twisted blessing because of the political opportunities it provides.

I do not consider all conservatives racist. There are racist shitbags all over the political spectrum and of all races.

I do not believe we should have more government spending.

I do not blindly worship at the altar of Obama and proclaim that my deity in Presidential form has “never done anything wrong” in his life, especially since he admitted to having done illegal drugs in his youth.

I do not believe that every criticism of a person of color is racist. I understand that criticism of this administration’s policies, of Susan Rice’s handling of the Benghazi issue on national television, of Eric Holder’s… well… everything is not rooted in race but in the actions of the individuals.

So no, Captain Legthrill, you don’t speak for me. Hell, I doubt you are even capable of speaking my language! I couldn’t be this stupid, blind, prejudiced and irritating if I tried.

Racist Gun Grabbing Scum

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Those of you who know me personally, or have read my rants for a while, know how visceral my reactions are to racism. I simply don’t tolerate it. I won’t stand for it on my blog, and I won’t stomach it in my life. So when I see particularly pernicious examples of ignorance and racism, my anger is palpable.

So sit down, y’all. I’m about to piss the ignorant among you off.

Racism doesn’t just emanate from white folk. I know that’s what you’re taught by today’s system. You disagree with the President?  SHUT UP, RACIST!!! You want smaller government? SHUT UP, RACIST!!!  You want reduced spending? SHUT UP, RACIST!!! You didn’t vote for Obama? RACIST!!!! You oppose extended, wasteful welfare programs? SHUT UP, RACIST!!! And if you don’t want more gun control, you MUST be a racist, because you want black babies killed by them evil guns!  Racism isn’t endemic to white people.  It’s also deeply engrained in the culture of the embittered, enraged blacks who feel themselves entitled to denigrate those they feel have somehow wronged their entire race.

And frankly, I’m sick and tired of the likes of Laura Washington, Charles Ogletree, and Eric Holder accusing me and people like me of racism, even as they promote racist policies and ideas – their president, their America, their people.

Enter Alabama State Rep. Joe Mitchell (Dipshit-Mobile), who in response to a politely-written letter by Alabama resident Eddie Maxwell, demanding Alabama legislators not implement any more gun control measures, decided to go off on a rambling, racist tirade.

From: Eddie Maxwell

Sent: Sunday, January 27, 2013 10:54 PM

To: (all members of state legislature)

Subject: Gun Control and our Constitutions

Can the officers of our state government change our constitution when the change is forbidden by the people? The Supreme Court of Alabama has ruled that it cannot in an opinion dealing with another matter where change is forbidden. You have sworn to support our constitution. You have defined a violation of an oath in an official proceeding as a class C felony (C.O.A. Section 13A-10-101 Perjury in the first degree).

Do not violate your oath of office by introducing additional gun control bills or by allowing those already enacted to remain in the body of our laws.

I don’t see anything in Mr. Maxwell’s letter that was disrespectful or threatening, and yet… Mitchell has decided to take the opportunity to berate the writer and call him names, as well as threaten him. How professional.

Hey man. Your folk never used all this sheit to protect my folk from your slave-holding, murdering, adulterous, baby-raping, incestuous, snaggle-toothed, backward-a**ed, inbreed, imported criminal-minded kin folk. You can keep sending me stuff like you have however because it helps me explain to my constituents why they should protect that 2nd amendment thing AFTER we finish stocking up on spare parts, munitions and the like.

Bring it. As one of my friends in the Alabama Senate suggested – “BRING IT!!!!”

JOSEPHm, a prepper (’70-’13)

Mobile County

Luckily, a number of legislators responded to the exchange, and condemned Mitchell’s racist tirade.

For the record, plenty of evidence exists that gun control was originally a tool for the racists to keep them uppity blacks from rebelling.

The late Charlton Heston, along with Paul Newman, Marlon Brando – alongside their black fellow artists – marched on Washington in 1963 for equal rights.  Yes, THAT Charlton Heston – the former NRA president. The one who wanted to ensure that your civil rights were protected, including the right to keep and bear arms.

For the record, I abhor the fact that black people are dying disproportionately by gunfire, and I have to wonder – like Juan Williams – why no one refuses to address the root causes of violence in the black community, and why when the President mentioned the social breakdown of the African-American family – births out of wedlock, resultant poverty and lack of loving, supportive, education-promoting parents, he was accused by racist, adulterous maggot Jesse Jackson  of “talking down” to black people – probably in response to his own guilt about hiding his mistress and illegitimate child and funding her with charity money!

People like Jackson and like this Joe Mitchell asshole would much rather talk about disarming those who are not responsible for the violence than the problems within their own communities. They would rather scare people with the racist boogieman than promote the difficult work of restoring the black family and honor lost through brainless, misogynistic, violence-promoting gangsta rap. Because condemning broken families and rap music is racist, while trying to leave everyone – black or white – a disarmed potential victim is noble.

And if you disagree… well, then SHUT UP, RACIST!!!

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