There’s a reason I haven’t blogged about the Ashley Madison hack. There’s a weirdly angry part of me that is gratified to see the hypocrisy of such social conservatives as Josh Duggar, who screech “family values” and work to impose their religious mores on the rest of us, while engaging in acts ranging from adultery, to kiddie diddling, to porn, revealed for the world to see. But that’s just my own sense of justice talking. I hate hypocrisy. Add to this Duggar’s sexual abuse against little girls when he was a teenager, and his family’s disgusting failure to seek justice, while oozing the cloying, “perfect family” illusion to the rest of the world, and the side of me that revels in the pain of bigots, charlatans, and phonies rejoices.

The Ashley Madison hack revealed the baser side of quite a few people. Duggar was just tip of the sewage heap. Politicians… celebrities… sports stars… quite a few of them were exposed as paying customers looking for side nookie.

Know what? None of my business. The libertarian in me says, “this is between them and their spouses.” That other me says, “how dare they invade people’s privacy in such a way?” That me says, “what people do in their bedrooms, what they do outside their marriages, and with whom they do it is not and should not be anyone’s concern.

But yeah, there’s that devilish me that says, if you’re a politician who has spent his life trying to use government force to impose your religious values on everyone else, “FUCK YOU! YOU DESERVE IT!”

So I’m torn. Recently a pastor who was outed on the Ashley Madison site as trolling for an affair committed suicide. This is awful. This is sad. This is tragic. His wife came home to find his body and then had to tell her kids that their dad took his own life. The man apparently struggled with depression and addiction in the past, and in the end he just couldn’t live with himself because of what he had done.

No, it’s not up to us to forgive him. I certainly won’t justify his actions in any way. He hurt his family. He hurt his children. He hurt his friends. But in the end, they are the only ones who can forgive him. And even though, that snide part of me is pleased that these people were exposed for the sleazy degenerates that they are, overall, I’m disgusted that their privacy was destroyed in such a slimy manner.

In the end, it’s not up to me to judge them. That’s between them and whatever deity they happen to worship. That’s between them and their families and friends.

In the end, the people on that list have to face what they did all by themselves. Their only victims are their spouses and their children. Their only victims are their consciences. That’s where they need to seek forgiveness.

Me… I’ll just continue to be disgusted with the heinous breech of trust and privacy that led to this burning car wreck in the first place.

Harvey Weinstein on a mission


Hollywood movie producer, overstuffed, paunchy swine and self-important douchecracker Harvey Weinstein is on a mission. He wants to destroy the NRA.

And how, you ask, will this pompous sack of droppings go about destroying an organization of millions of people who value their rights? Is he going to blow up the NRA building? Nope. Will he use his considerable resources to push for more gun control laws? Tried it. Didn’t work. So he’s going to make a movie. Yep. That’s what he told Howard Stern on his radio show today. He’s going to make a movie.

Mr. Weinstein then revealed his secret project about the gun rights group. “I shouldn’t say this, but I’ll tell it to you, Howard,” he said. “I’m going to make a movie with Meryl Streep, and we’re going to take this head-on. And they’re going to wish they weren’t alive after I’m done with them.”

The shock jock asked whether the film was going to be a documentary. Mr. Weinstein said no, that it would be a “big movie like a ‘Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.’”

The movie mogul said his vision was to scare people away from firearms. He foresees moviegoers to leave thinking, “Gun stocks — I don’t want to be involved in that stuff. It’s going to be like crash and burn.”

Hate to tell you this, Harvs, but you’re just not that important. You may be a Hollywood mogul with lots of pull in Tinseltown, but to the rest of us, you’re merely a bloated bag of ass. You, Meryl Streep and the rest of the celebutards who live in gated communities with armed guards, can replace stolen property at the drop of a hat, and are far removed from the realities of those who face armed thugs breaking into their homes, assaulting their families and stealing their property, just don’t have that much pull.

Your vapid, sniveling histrionics on the big screen will not negate the indelible fact that the Second Amendment is part of our history, heritage and values, that the right to keep and bear arms is critical to protect the right to life and property, and that this right is a vital part of a truly free society.

You have no comprehension of these values, because you’re insulated from the real world.

Stern, to his credit did indicate the hypocrisy that is Weinstein, pointing out a project in which Weinstein addresses Jews defending themselves during the Holocaust. THAT is apparently OK, but only if there’s genocide or concentration camps involved.

…the producer said he would have used a gun to stop from going to a concentration camp if he “found a gun, and if that was happening to my people.”

Remember when I said this rancid douche was far removed from reality? Apparently he thinks that when he’s being marched to a concentration camp, he will just happen upon a gun and will start shooting!

Ummm… hate to tell you this, Spanky, but that just doesn’t happen in real life!

The Duck Flap


I don’t know why I’m even mentioning this, other than I need to get this off my chest, and my Facebook feed is filled with photos of those bearded doofi and calls to boycott A&E.

If you’ve been living under a rock, the flap is over some show on A&E called Duck Dynasty (which I never watch), because the guy starring in it (who looks like a scarier version of Willie Nelson), who is apparently some really successful businessman, but looks like he lives in a rundown trailer in the middle of the Ozarks, said some ignorant shit about gays, so A&E suspended this redneck owing largely to a whole lot of screeching on the part of gay groups and advocates.

Point 1: What he said was absolutely ignorant and repulsive. He went on a rant about how vaj > anus, and how homosexuality is something akin to bestiality.

“It seems like, to me, a vagina…would be more desirable than a man’s anus,” Phil Robertson told the magazine.

“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there: bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that women and those men…it’s not right,” he’s quoted as saying.

Classless. Stupid. Repulsive. All of the above. For someone who is supposed to be a successful businessman, this Duck Dynasty fellow is sure ignorant about human relationships. It’s as if he thinks relationships are all about where you stick your penis. Additionally, comparing a sexual act between two consenting (human) adults to animal cruelty and abuse (and essentially comparing both human beings to animals merely because of whom they choose to love) – let’s just say it’s not exactly Christian, as this Duck guy claims to be.

But hey – whatever. It’s his views, and I’m not out to change them.

Point 2: Duck guy is a celebrity, and he represents his show, and by extension his employer A&E. The “vaj>ass” remarks were simply in bad taste, and reflected poorly on his employer.  I’m not A&E, nor am I GLAAD or any other homosexual advocacy group, but I would venture an educated guess that had Robertson said “I’m a Christian, and my beliefs are that homosexuality is a sin,” I doubt there would have been much to suspend him for. But no… he had to venture into “gays = beasts” territory, which makes him seem ignorant and crass in the eyes of a lot of people.

Point 3: Robertson’s suspension from A&E has NOTHING to do with his First Amendment rights. The First Amendment protects individuals and groups speech and expression from government prosecution and persecution. It certainly does not protect them from the consequences, which include job loss, and outcry from others when they say something stupid. In other words, Duck guy has every right to air his views about gays, dogs, adulterers or anything else, but he’s not free from the consequences of his words. No one is jailing him for speaking out about his views. No one is imposing fines on him. He’s free to speak and continue speaking. And his employer is free to end the association if need be.

Point 4: Robertson has no right to a job. A&E is and should be free to suspend him, fire him, etc. should the network feel it necessary, for whatever reason. If what Robertson said impacts the station negatively and impacts its bottom line, it should have the right to get rid of him. Again, Duck dude is not free from the consequences of his actions.

People screeching about his First Amendment rights should understand this.

That said…

Point 5: Come on, GLAAD! It’s some redneck on some reality show! It’s not like you’re being hanged for being gay in Iran! Get some perspective. Get an enema. Don’t watch the show. Don’t watch the channel. Boycott whatever advertisers that show has. But understand that everyone has a point of view, and while society in general is a lot more accepting of gays and lesbians, not everyone is going to accept you. Sorry, but it’s true. You can’t force people to change their opinions, and you shouldn’t. I know not everyone is going to like me, because I’m a ginger… or because I was born a Jew… or because I’m an atheist. I know many Christians who tell me I’m going to hell. So what? If I took everything they say about me seriously, I’d be rotting in a mental institution by now, drooling on myself and excited for my next lithium pill.

In other words, chill the hell out!

All of you.

It’s a redneck on a reality show voicing his opinion in a pretty ignorant manner, not some plot to imprison you for your lifestyle!

I was pretty vocal in my defense of Dan Cathy in the Chick-fil-A flap, because the chain really was persecuted by local and state officials in some areas for its owner merely voicing his opinion. I don’t agree with his views on marriage, but he’s Christian and he’s entitled to voice them without fat, drooling shitbags like Menino in Boston trying to hinder his livelihood because of them.

In this case, Duck guy has no right to a job. His employer is a private employer and has every right to fire him.

So, please – stop yammering on about his rights being violated! All that has happened is that the guy said some pretty ignorant shit in public and his employer decided to end the association. That’s it. Get over it.

I Can Has Hope?


Usually, this is me when I read about American society, especially given the popularity of Justin Bieber, the continued existence if Infowars and the repeated reelection of Sheila Jackson-Lee.


But not today, boys and girls! Because today, I am reading about the waning popularity of useless, drooling moron Jim Carrey, whose career seems to be taking a dump right on his manicured Hollywood lawn.

“Dumb and Dumber To” has been kicked to the curb, making for the latest blow to Jim Carrey’s career.

Warner Bros.’ decision to pass on the “Dumb and Dumber” sequel comes hot on the heels of the box office failure of “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone,” a film that had a similar budget but grossed only $22 million domestically. Carrey received good reviews for his portrayal of a Criss Angel-like street magician but the film failed to connect with audiences.

I’m hoping that the reason the film failed to connect with audiences is that Americans, on the whole, are sick and tired of being treated like drooling ignorami by Hollyweird and having their collective intelligence insulted by the likes of Carrey, who apparently thinks he can continue to make millions with fart jokes and by making idiots feel better about themselves by portraying characters who are even dumber than the majority of the population.

While Carrey’s “Dumb and Dumber” pal Jeff Daniels has actually developed his talent and on-screen presence by actually… you know… ACTING (not to mention his immense musical talent), Carrey has remained a supercilious buffoon – as if trapped, stunted in a moron jar – thinking he can still make money off his puerile attempts at humor, merely by acting dumber than his perceived audiences.

NEWSFLASH! Carrey is too old to act like an infantile tard. That schtick gets old. It’s not the 90s, and hopefully, we’ve matured as a culture enough to shun sophomoric butt jokes.

Additionally, when you toss in his vaccine denialist efforts, that fly in the face of logic and scientific evidence, and his moronic attempts at resurrecting his relevancy by smearing the Second Amendment and millions of American gun owners, you get an aging, pathetic jester, who is desperately seeking attention.

Jim Carrey is apparently unable to grow and develop mentally and emotionally, and incapable of maturing his talent to the satisfaction of his audiences, who are apparently tired of the same stale schtick that grows more wearisome and more irritating as time marches on. If there’s any kind of deity up there, Jim Carrey will fade into obscurity, and the next time we’ll hear about this dimwit, it will be on some obscure reality show, or selling The Clapper on late-night TV.

hopeful cat

One can only hope.




Nothing else needs to be said.

Jim Carrey – Ignorant About the Second Amendment… and Everything Else


I’ll admit it. I’ve been harassing Jim Carrey on Twitter. I use my Twitter account rarely, but every once in a while, I can see this opportunity – a golden chance to needle a dumbass – and I can’t resist. It’s like crack.

I never liked Jim Carrey a whole lot. I never saw his appeal. He was mildly amusing when he was on In Living Color, where he got his start as one of two only white dudes on an all-black comedy show. After that, he made a bunch of annoying movies, where he played stupid people (not a big stretch for him), and has been active in promulgating misinformation about childhood vaccination, using his celebrity to encourage thousands of idiots not to vaccinate their kids, resulting in the return of pertussis in states such as Oregon and Washington and even the deaths of innocent babies from perfectly preventable diseases.

Carrey has expanded his political activism lately – from promoting vaccination refusal to insulting gun owners. In a recent, poorly done video, Carrey ridicules America’s gun owners, mocks the late Charlton Heston and generally acts like a moron… or like himself, if you will.

On Twitter, this tool continued his assault on law-abiding citizens.

March 24, 2013’Cold Dead Hand’ is abt u heartless motherf%ckers unwilling 2 bend 4 the safety of our kids.Sorry if you’re offended by the word safety! ;^}

I replied.

Carrey continued to compound his ignorance about guns with the following:

I replied in hopes of showing him just how deluded and clueless he really is.

And I followed it up with a photo explaining just WHY Jim Carrey is a moron.

Poor Jim Carrey. He has no idea what he’s actually advocating, and has no clue what he wants to ban. He’s as stupid about guns as he is about vaccines. But that hasn’t stopped him from drooling about shooting tragedies, pretending he actually cares, instead of simply trolling for relevancy.

March 25, 2013I get it.U don’t wnt 2 be told wht to do.So mch so tht u may support wht u know in your heart is wrong.Thn u feel guilty n angry abt it. ;^|

What we know is wrong is Canadian douchenozzles telling us what we know is wrong. What we know is wrong is repeated attempts to destroy our rights and freedoms. What we know is wrong is sheltered celebrities advocating victim disarmament from the comfort of their gated communities under the protection of their bodyguards. And the only thing we feel guilty about is allowing dimwits to control the narrative.

It’s wrong to protest repeated attempts to violate the Constitution, but it’s right to allow authoritarian swine to control our lives. Got it. It’s always amazed me that celebutards just don’t understand the concept of rights – probably because they’re insulated from the repercussions of losing them. After all, why do they need guns? They have bodyguards! They don’t worry about invasions of privacy or illegal searches. They’re rich and influential! But apparently, poor Jimmy had a sad about all the mean things those gun owners said on his Twitter feed! He’s not used to being criticized – not publicly anyway! He’s used to being adored by millions of drooling turds who pay money to watch his films, not castigated for his views!

Carrey doesn’t get it. He really doesn’t. He equates gun ownership and passion about our rights to hatred and implies that somehow the defense of our rights is killing our children, instead of armed criminals… and idiots who refuse to vaccinate.

Carrey is not alone. He’s typical of the celebutard set who demand action from politicians from their insulated little worlds, where their stalkers are taken care of by armed bodyguards, and cops jump anxiously and ardently to their service every time a stranger shows up in their gated communities. They don’t know the real world, where women get raped and the police are not legally obligated to protect them, and where drug dealers wage war on one another, with our children caught in the crossfire, and where vermin invade our homes, forcing us to either defend ourselves or wait for the police to show up and clean up our blood. They’re protected from the consequences of their activism by armed guards and secure communities.

And they don’t give a thought to the rest of us.

Jackie Chan – Fighting Irrelevance One Stupid Comment at a Time


He’s an actor, martial artist, director, producer and comedian, among other things. He’s taken advantage of the many opportunities America affords to make a wonderful living, gain fame and fortune and apparently a stage to triple down on the stupid.

Like many ungrateful Hollywood douchenozzles, Chan is spewing anti-American rhetoric, even as he enjoys the freedoms and opportunities this nation provides. Even as he makes millions owing to the very same freedoms he reviles, he criticizes Taiwan and Hong Cong as an example of what happens when a nation has too much freedom. Yes, this rancid, hypocritical shitbag is an advocate of government control, a la China.

It’s amazing anyone takes him seriously, right?

Well, apparently enough people do, because his latest rant claims the United States is “the most corrupt country in the world.”

“If you talk about corruption, the entire world – America – has no corruption?” said the actor.

He went on to say America is “the most corrupt [country] in the world” – not China. “Where does this great breakdown [of corruption] come from? It started exactly from the [rest of the] world, the United States …

I took a look at Transparency International’s Corruption Perception Index for 2012 today.  I wanted to make sure I had my facts straight, before slamming Jackie Chan as a smarmy piece of anti-American shit whose products need to be boycotted by any American who actually loves this country, and who should stay the fuck in China, since he hates the U.S. so much. I wanted to make sure that the United States wasn’t the most corrupt country in the world! Just in case. After all… I’ve been railing against government corruption as long as I’ve been blogging.

Well, imagine my “surprise” when the CPI listed the United States as the 19th LEAST corrupt nation in the world, behind such nations as Germany, New Zealand, Denmark (the least corrupt nation in the world, according to this index) and Australia.

And yet Jackie Chan has the uninformed and ignorant temerity to claim the U.S. – a nation that has been an integral part of his acting and martial arts success – is more corrupt than third-world shitholes such as Lesotho (#64) and Zambia (#68).

We’ve seen a spate of celebutards in recent months, spout off in the most ignorant fashion about subjects they’re wholly unqualified to speak with any amount of legitimacy. We had some dumb bitch of whom barely anyone has ever heard until she made an Obama ad, comparing a vote for Teh Won™ to losing one’s virginity. We’ve had a horde of celebutard hypocrites make ads encouraging you to demand gun control from your arrogant, entitled legislators, even as they make millions from violent movies where they wield and successfully use guns more regularly than any gun owner in this nation.

Jackie Chan is just another in a long line of dimwitted ignorants who spouts nonsense without knowledge and thinks his fame entitles him to credibility.

Let’s hope Americans are too smart to fall for his tripe and send him packing to irrelevancy.

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