Apparently quite a bit, if we judge by the amount of snot currently leaking out of my nostrils. How the hell does that much fluid escape one nose? I don’t understand it. I don’t really get why cold viruses have decided to take up residence in my face, because I don’t really provide a very friendly environment for them. I run around a lot. I work hard, and I sleep little. I drink a lot of hot fluids and ingest much vitamin C, and yet, they not only continue to infest my face, but they also appear to be having a bloody party! They’re singing karaoke and line dancing in my sinuses right now, the bastards.

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So until the mucus departs, I’m afraid I’m going to do nothing but stay in bed and be miserable.

And moan.