Apparently quite a bit, if we judge by the amount of snot currently leaking out of my nostrils. How the hell does that much fluid escape one nose? I don’t understand it. I don’t really get why cold viruses have decided to take up residence in my face, because I don’t really provide a very friendly environment for them. I run around a lot. I work hard, and I sleep little. I drink a lot of hot fluids and ingest much vitamin C, and yet, they not only continue to infest my face, but they also appear to be having a bloody party! They’re singing karaoke and line dancing in my sinuses right now, the bastards.


So until the mucus departs, I’m afraid I’m going to do nothing but stay in bed and be miserable.

And moan.