Buy a shotgun.”

“I said, ‘Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here … walk out and put that double-barrel shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house,” Biden said.


“You don’t need an AR-15 — it’s harder to aim, it’s harder to use, and in fact you don’t need 30 rounds to protect yourself,” he said.

Must be nice to speak from that Secret Service protected perch, Mr. Vice President! I’m sure the rest of us Great Unwashed who don’t warrant Secret Service protection appreciate your advice.

I’m sure the guard at the tax preparation office, who used the AR15 to defend himself and his customers a few days ago appreciates your sage advice about the uselessness of AR15s.

And I’m sure the boy who used the AR15 to protect his sister from armed thugs also agrees with you that he really didn’t need the rifle to defend her.

I’m sure the guys who stopped a home invasion with this evil “assault weapon” probably wish they had a shotgun as well.

The AR15 is easy to zero, easy to aim, is light and has very little recoil. It’s so easy Piers Morgan could do it!

Of course, Piers cries like a petulant child at the “unbelievable power,” even though the rifle barely recoiled when he fired it. And he sure seemed pretty excited at the ability to jerk that little booger hook of his quickly to fire the weapon!

If Piers soiled himself at the thought of an AR15, how would he feel about taking Uncle Joe’s advice about the double barrel shotgun?

Might be a bit tougher for a small-ish human female. Or for Piers Morgan.