So Twitter had this feed that allowed users to post possible Joe Biden debate lines against Paul Ryan. I found this to be incredibly imaginative and amusing, especially with lines such as…

The America I knows takes pride in signing the back of the check.

“Is this almost over? I heard there were Spaghetti-Os in the break room.”

When Obama and I were killing bin Ladin, we didn’t have time to propose a budget

…and the ever popular…

No words, just visualize Paul Ryan with a laser pointer and Biden running around the stage trying to catch the red dot….

I have to say this will likely be the most amusing debate in history! The Gaffe Machine that is Biden – the utterer of pearls such as…

“I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you.” –Joe Biden, citing Theodore Roosevelt’s famous quote, “Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.” (April 26, 2012)

and

“Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart.” –Joe Biden, mistakenly referring to Justice John Paul Stevens, who swore him in as vice president, Washington, D.C., Jan. 20, 2009

and

“Look, John’s last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs.” –Joe Biden, Athens, Ohio, Oct. 15, 2008

and, of course

“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” –Joe Biden, referring to Barack Obama at the beginning of the 2008 Democratic primary campaign, Jan. 31, 2007

Against Paul Ryan…

“We had the highest poverty rates we’ve had in a generation. One in six Americans are in poverty today. These policies are making it worse. So why should we keep throwing money at failed programs? And what we’re saying is, ‘Let’s reform these programs and get people off of welfare and back to work.

My mom relies on Medicare. We all owe her and all of our seniors a better program – one that they can actually count on. … We propose to put 50 million seniors, not 15 unaccountable bureaucrats, in charge of their personal health care decisions.”

Big-government economics breeds crony capitalism. It’s corrupt, anything but neutral, and a barrier to broad participation in prosperity.
I don’t consult polls to tell me what my principles are or what our policies should be.

Look, only in Washington is not raising taxes considered a tax cut. Nobody’s getting a tax cut here. We’re not cutting taxes. We’re preventing tax increases from occurring.

 

In other words, it’s this:

DUHHHHHHH!

versus this:

ROWR!!!

Hmmmmmmmmm…. wonder who will win THAT debate!

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