“I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won’t hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover,” Perdue said at a rotary club event in Cary, N.C., according to the Raleigh News & Observer. “I really hope that someone can agree with me on that.”
The only people who could possibly agree to violate the Constitution and keep the current crop of authoritarian fucksacks in Congress, who couldn’t balance a checkbook if it handed them a digital scale, are the mindless, brainless cattle who elected Perdue in the first place and the recipients of taxpayer largesse handed to them by said politicians.
What kind of moron would advocate suspending our laws, suspending the people’s power to elect their representatives, and keeping the same ignorami in power who fucked this country up in the first place in order to help them “fix it?”
After a righteous uproar accurately calling the Governor everything from a seditious traitor to a drooling dumbass, her Press Secretary immediately invoked the Gods of Damage Control:
She was kidding, you see.
“Come on … Gov. Perdue was obviously using hyperbole to highlight what we can all agree is a serious problem: Washington politicians who focus on their own election instead of what’s best for the people they serve.”
UPDATE: Right. Joke.