Huckabee is not running for President.
Not that I thought that tool would ever win, but I have to say there are three GOP candidates who would make me not just vote for Zero, but campaign for him – Santorum, Huckabee and Gingrich. And while a jello wrestling match in a blue kiddie wading pool for the presidency would be amusing, especially with those three pasty vermin, I’m overall glad that one statist authoritarian dildo is out of the running.
I’m going to Vegas.
I don’t take vacations very often. My last trip was to New Orleans two years ago. The one before that was 2003. So Rob and I decided to take a week and fly West for some rest and relaxation. And no, we’re not getting married. Thanks for asking.
Michael Moore and Keith Olbermann.
There’s no way you can even be angry at anything these two Marxist morons say. Most of their bloviations are so ridiculous, you simply have to shrug and turn off the TV before yesterday’s lunch makes a repeat appearance. However, I think this is good news overall, because the more yammering “progressives” you permanently pile into Olbermann’s meaningless obscurity of a show, the quicker you expand the Field of Progressive Irrelevancy™.
Besides, you can’t tell me it wouldn’t be fun to watch the producers try to squeeze Moore’s bloated carcass and Olbermann’s gargantuan ego into one room!
An eye for an eye.
While I’m not a big fan of Iran, I do believe in justice. And I’m liking the idea of this “An eye for an eye” concept.
Majid Movahedi, 30, is scheduled to be rendered unconscious in Tehran’s judiciary hospital at noon on Saturday while Ameneh Bahrami, his victim, drops acid in both his eyes, her lawyer said.
Bahrami who had asked for an eye for an eye retribution in the court, was disfigured and blinded by Movahedi in 2004 when he threw a jar of acid in her face while she was returning home from work. “He was holding a red container in his hand. He looked into my eyes for a second and threw the contents of the red container into my face,” she told the court in 2008.
I also think rapists should be forcibly sodomized with cricket bats dipped in hot tar, broken glass and rusty nails. And I think rendering this bastard unconscious is entirely too humane, since he did not afford the same courtesy to his victim.
Oh, and did I mention we’re going to Vegas?