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For those of you not fluent in teenage text speak, it means Laughing My Ass Off.
 
If you’re not familiar with Alan Grayson, he’s batshit crazy.  Insane.  Unethical. Lying. And a socialist swine.  In other words, I don’t like him much. Alan Grayson is a Congresshit from Florida.  He’s a progressive (read: Marxist) who believes that any unethical tactic justifies the passage of redistributory policies and more government control over the free markets.  This is the same douche who claimed in a speech about health care, “The Republican health care plan is this: ‘Don’t get sick, and if you do get sick, die quickly.'”

Teh Awesome™, right? 

He’s one of those shitbags who can’t seem to keep his yap shut, has no concept of civility and is perpetuating every kind of lie and obfuscation to vilify his opponents, including claiming his political opponent is a draft dodger, and a religious fanatic a la Taliban.

Well, the right is fighting back.

Watch the video.

Alan Grayson loves Satan.

PWNED!

We don’t need no steenkin’ budget!

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But we do need softer TV commercials, so the fat shitsacks who inhabit America’s couches don’t have to inconvenience themselves by moving… to… you know… grab the remote, and push the volume button.


The Senate late Wednesday unanimously passed a bill to require television stations and cable companies to implement industry standards capping the volume of commercials and equalizing the volume between ads and other programming.

The House has passed similar legislation but minor differences have to be worked out when Congress returns to Washington after the Nov. 2 election.

No.  Really.  These incompetent fucktards couldn’t be bothered to pass something that’s actually required and useful, because (and this is speculation on my part) voting their socialist agenda would further endanger their access to the public teat this election season.  After all, they can now go home and tell their disenchanted constituents that they voted for one less shitty measure that those who put them in power oppose.  And once the bleating sheeple pull the lever to put them back into office, because goshdarnit, they didn’t vote for one more socialist bill, they can go back and fuck with the spending some more.

But they certainly did something important by making TV just a little less cumbersome for the average trailer dweller.

Where’s the woodchipper when you need one?

It’s official

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Most governors suck.

Just got an email from Cato’s Chris Edwards.  The Cato Institute has released its biennial fiscal report card on the governors, which looks at the taxing and spending records of the governors since 2008, and the news is not all that fabulous.

The last couple of years have been tough on the states.  They’ve had to raise taxes, while cutting spending to match lower revenues thanks to rising unemployment and falling GDP.  It’s a sad story, but just a few governors have managed to receive an “A” on this report card.

Four governors were awarded an “A” in this report card—Mark Sanford of South Carolina, Bobby Jindal of Louisiana, Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota, and Joe Manchin of West Virginia. 

As for the overspending, overtaxing shitweasels?

Seven governors were awarded an “F”—Ted Kulongoski of Oregon, David Paterson of New York, Jodi Rell of Connecticut, Pat Quinn of Illinois, Jim Doyle of Wisconsin, Bill Ritter of Colorado, and Chris Gregoire of Washington.

It’s an interesting report.  I highly recommend a read.

I don’t care how old he is

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This little shitsucker deserved to get shot.

Neighbors said an elderly woman was fed up with constant harassment from a 12-year-old boy, so she took a gun and shot the child after he and his friends threw bricks into her home.

Now, the boy is charged with a crime, while the 68-year-old woman is not.

The boy who was shot, along with another boy, 13, are cited in juvenile delinquency petitions with one count each of misdemeanor aggravated assault to a senior citizen, according to police.

The woman, identified by neighbors as Margaret Matthews, was released from police custody without being charged, on the grounds that she acted in self defense, police said.

There’s nothing that pisses me off more than abuse of the elderly, children and animals. (And by the way, I don’t consider this troglodyte a “child,” as the story claims. I consider him an aberrant, inhuman freak who should be taken out of society.)  I’m talking about creatures that are generally weaker and more defenseless.  I’m talking about those who most of the time can’t stand up for themselves….

Not Margaret Matthews. 

After tolerating harassment from the neighborhood urchins, led by the 12-year-old sociopath, who broke windows in her house, set her garbage on fire, and generally abused this elderly lady, she’d had enough.  She put a bullet in this miniature fucknugget!  Good for her!

I’m fairly sure the little fucker won’t be coming around to her house again!

And these are the folks the delusional dipshits at the Brady Center want disarmed and left at the mercy of their abusers!

I was also glad to see that the majority of the comments on this story were supportive of Mrs. Matthews, along with the occasional sprinkling of “WAAAAAH!!!!  Black kid shot! RAAAAACISM!!!!” by a creature calling itself Marcus Washington:

These comments are as close to a lynch mob that Ive seen all my life. It seems like the lynching mentality is always there it just takes the right situation to bring it out. White people: unable to perceive non whites as humans since 1492.

Based on this comment, we can also say…

Black people: unable to get past their racist victimization and entitlement mentality in order to perceive a white woman as a victim of outright terror at the hands of a young black thug.

Really?

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Seriously? I’m all for hookers’ rights, but someone would actually pay to sleep with this?

This chick (I have my doubts about its female plumbing, by the way) on the left is a dominatrix.  She looks more like a demented Sesame Street character who would stab you in your sleep with a rusty letter opener given half the chance. 

If I were Canadian, I’d lobby for better looking hookers!

Some indications things might be getting bad in Libtardia

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I would say the Democrats have had their shot.  They’ve had their chance to “fix” all the problems brought on by that eeeeeeeeevil Bush guy.  They’ve had their opportunity to win the War on Terror.  They’ve had their fair shake at implementing the Marxist dream.  They have been a fail.

The economy is still in the shitter, even though technically we’ve been in a recovery period since last year.

The size and scope of the federal government has grown to unprecedented levels – and I say this after having bashed Bush for the same thing during the last administration.

The insurgency is still active as hell in Afghanistan, and our ISAF allies have just about had enough.  Netherlands is out. Canada is done. The Brits can barely afford the mission, even though they’re hanging in there like the troopers they are.  The Germans… well… they drink a lot.

Health insurance companies are compensating for forced higher costs by passing them on to the consumer.  *GASP!*  Really!  Who could have foreseen that coming?

And guess what folks!  Those unicorns that would shit gold coins on everyone’s lawn promised to you by the Jugeared Marxist have still not materialized!!!

So keeping in mind that the nation is still swirling the drain at an even higher rate, I thought I might point out a few indicators that might give the Leftards a clue that not all is well in their efforts to turn America into a Marxist Utopia.

  • The Inspector General will conduct a review of the Justice Department’s refusal to prosecute the case against three members of the New Black Panther party after they clearly and obviously intimidated voters at a polling place in Philly during the 2008 Election.
  • Members of the Obama Administration are doing a great impression of rodents abandoning the Titanic.  Those diving into the icy waters of the real world as far away from Obama as possible include White House budget director Peter Orszag, Rahm Emanuel (if he can find an appropriate appliance box to sleep in after the tenants in his house refuse to vacate and give Rahm room to start his mayoral campaign), National Economic Council Director Larry Summers, and others.
  • The Democrats hide their heads in shame for passing Obamacare, knowing the majority of the nation opposed the measure, and refuse to acknowledge their… ahem… accomplishments.
  • Public opinion of the way Obama is handling his job is so low, Democrats are begging him NOT to come help them during election season!
  • Obamabots are visibly pissed off at what they voted into office in 2008.

And…

The Demotards open up the trunk, clear away the mothballs and drag out Michael Dukakis to help them with their winning strategy this November!  Yes, THAT Dukakis!

The one that lost to Bush by a landslide so embarrassing, it made this photo look like the epitome of cool in comparison.

Outdamnstanding!

I’m certainly enjoying the show.  How about y’all?

He might be right

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Remember when Lurch blamed the ignorance of the populace for the utter FAIL that is the Demonrats’ effort to retain power in Washington?

Nuff said.

Not that I’m much partial to the GOP.  Their lack of gonads and ethics appalls me almost as much as the outright socialists in the Democrat Party.  But, I like watching them implode and eat their own.  It’s fun.

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