I can't. I just can't. AH SHIT - I DID
I can't watch the STFU tonight. I can't sit there and tolerate that smarmy, self satisfied, self aggrandizing, narcissist spout off about how he's planning to take the greatest, free-est country in the world and turn it into a third-world socialist shithole!
I can't stand the thought of Skeletor Pelosi's face, glowing with adoration (or an extra injection of Botox) as she clings on to every word the Miraculous Maoist utters like a particularly stubborn bit of shit on Harry Reid's ass hair.
But you know I'm going to. It's like a car wreck. I can't look away.
I'll blog about it later.
UPDATE: Here he goes again with his bank penalization idea!!!!!!!! Every time he opens his yap, my mutual funds take a nosedive! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHUT UP!!!
HE CUT TAXES??????????????? WHAT?????????????????
HE HATED THE BANK BAILOUT????????????? That's a joke right?
Turning. TV. Off. Now. Before I have a stroke.
I can't stand the thought of Skeletor Pelosi's face, glowing with adoration (or an extra injection of Botox) as she clings on to every word the Miraculous Maoist utters like a particularly stubborn bit of shit on Harry Reid's ass hair.
But you know I'm going to. It's like a car wreck. I can't look away.
I'll blog about it later.
UPDATE: Here he goes again with his bank penalization idea!!!!!!!! Every time he opens his yap, my mutual funds take a nosedive! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHUT UP!!!
HE CUT TAXES??????????????? WHAT?????????????????
HE HATED THE BANK BAILOUT????????????? That's a joke right?
Turning. TV. Off. Now. Before I have a stroke.
I hate to admit this but I didn't watch it. I just couldn't bring myself to listen to more lies, lies and damn lies.
It undoubtedly makes me part of the problem instead of the solution but I can't seem to care.
I went to the den and re-read Ghost. Nothing like mindless violence and kinky sex to remind me what an honest screwing looks like.
Reply to this
I didn't watch it, either. I already knew what he would say. Uh huh, a consistent liar eventually becomes predictable.
Reply to this
Actually, I was surprised to some extent that he didn't back off from his failed drive to trash health care and the economy.
Even Clinton understood that he needed to move at least some distance toward the center after Hillary care blew up.
Obama doubled down. Hopefully his reelection chances are now in free fall.
Reply to this
After the first 17 "Will you SHUT UP's" from the wife, who doesn't agree that calling Chairman MaObama every combination of derogatory name I can think of is striking political commentary, I finally made the executive decision that the only possible way to suffer the abuse of my common sense was to injest large quantities of alcohol. Probably should have checked to see if the larder would suport this plan of atttack first...three measly little beers was DEFINATELY insufficient to the task!
Reply to this
I couldn't even watch the follow-up clips in news reports. Never has there been as pure an exemplar of Lying Smarm.
BTW, 'Skeletor Pelosi' is a definite take-away. Consider it stolen!
Reply to this
Brian, feel free. There's a photo on this blog somewhere, damn if I remember where, of Pelosi and Skeletor side by side, and you can't tell the difference! At all!
Reply to this
Your search box found it for me:
http://thelibertyzone.com/2009/01/06/skeletor-has-yer-hope-and-change-right-here-bucko.aspx
I suspect plastic surgery was involved.
Reply to this
I suspect she shits Botox.
Reply to this
True - upon seeing that picture, a horrified Skeletor immediately signed up for plastic surgery so he would look less like Pelosi!
Reply to this
Oh that was GOOOOOD!!!! LMAO!!!!
Reply to this
Being crude and rude diminishes the credibility of your observations. The English language has more words, word forms and synonyms than any other. Too bad you can't write a strong opinion without sliding into the gutter.
Reply to this
How so Davey-boy? How exactly does the use of a salty turn of phrase somehow diminish the veracity of what anyone is saying? Are you really such a sanctimonious prig that you can't handle the "s" word? Or the "a" word? (That one is in the Bible you know
Could it be that you disagree with the entire sentiment expressed herein, and are just too hairless to admit to it? Liberals have to attack the messenger (or the "tone" of the message) when they have no cogent arguments...
But maybe your just a fucking pansy lil' cry-tit! Oooops..
Reply to this
Love it. Crude, rude, and RSSéd.
Reply to this