January 31, 2010
Just remember – these are the people whom the gubmint trusts to examine your belongings, pat you down, and – coming soon to an airport near you – gaze at you nekkid looking for… uh… weapons.
I feel so much safer knowing TSA is on the job!
A federal Transportation Security Administration employee has been
arrested in connection with the molestation of a girl, Orange County
sheriff’s deputies said. The man told investigators he planned to make
her his “sex slave,” according to the arrest report uncovered by Local
According to jail records, Charles Henry Bennett, 57, works as
a TSA employee at Orlando International Airport, and was booked into
the Orange County Jail early Friday morning after a 15-year-old girl
came forward claiming Bennett touched her inappropriately when she was
12, deputies said.
A TSA spokesperson reached late Saturday night
said it would not be possible for her reveal whether Bennett’s
employment status with the agency was impacted by his arrest until
Monday at the earliest.
Impossible? Hell, if I owned a security company and one of my employees was molesting 12 year olds, he’d not only be fired, he’d be found dead under a rock! But it’s TSA. It’s the government. I certainly don’t expect this foul pervert to lose his job over something as silly as trying to turn a kid into a “sex slave.”
Just remember, these are the folks who will be touching you too!
January 29, 2010
Yesterday, I wrote that PETArds and their drooling ilk have no conscience, no morals and no perspective. Today I will tell you they are a foul, rabid band of sociopathic shitslurpers who all need to be immediately put down for the good of society.
U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir will replace the fox on one of his
costumes with faux fur after he and his costume designer were targeted by an
animal rights group.
Weir received “hate mail and death threats,” agent Tara Modlin said on
Thursday, and he doesn’t want anything to disrupt his performances at the
“He’s changing it because he needs to focus on skating,” she said.
Death threats. Over a tuft of fur.
What kind of imbecilic cretin do you have to be to threaten to kill someone over a tuft of fur? What kind of hypocrite thinks a tuft of fox fur is worth a human life?
Here’s hoping we see video of Newkirk and her psychotic band of domestic terrorists dipped in barbecue sauce and raped by a herd of rabid yak… on YouTube!
January 29, 2010
There are a lot of things you can do on a New York City subway. You can read. You can chat with friends and strangers. If you’re in the cast of the musical Rent, you can break out in song and dance. And… you can cuddle your chicken.
This dude has to be one lonely loser!
New York City’s transit agency is investigating a video posted online
that shows a man kissing and snuggling a live chicken aboard a subway.
The subway rider who took the video said Thursday that it was one of those New York moments she felt compelled to record.
Kylie Kaiser, a 27-year-old architect from Brooklyn, and two friends
boarded the uptown No. 6 train at the 33rd Street station at around 7
“He was on his back, rolling from side to side, kissing, hugging and lifting the chicken up in the air,” she said.
Is it illegal to snuggle and kiss a barnyard bird on a public subway?
January 28, 2010
I can’t watch the STFU tonight. I can’t sit there and tolerate that smarmy, self satisfied, self aggrandizing, narcissist spout off about how he’s planning to take the greatest, free-est country in the world and turn it into a third-world socialist shithole!
I can’t stand the thought of Skeletor Pelosi’s face, glowing with adoration (or an extra injection of Botox) as she clings on to every word the Miraculous Maoist utters like a particularly stubborn bit of shit on Harry Reid’s ass hair.
But you know I’m going to. It’s like a car wreck. I can’t look away.
I’ll blog about it later.
UPDATE: Here he goes again with his bank penalization idea!!!!!!!! Every time he opens his yap, my mutual funds take a nosedive! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHUT UP!!!
HE CUT TAXES??????????????? WHAT?????????????????
HE HATED THE BANK BAILOUT????????????? That’s a joke right?
Turning. TV. Off. Now. Before I have a stroke.