Don’t you feel safe now?


Just remember – these are the people whom the gubmint trusts to examine your belongings, pat you down, and – coming soon to an airport near you – gaze at you nekkid looking for… uh… weapons.

I feel so much safer knowing TSA is on the job!

A federal Transportation Security Administration employee has been
arrested in connection with the molestation of a girl, Orange County
sheriff’s deputies said. The man told investigators he planned to make
her his “sex slave,” according to the arrest report uncovered by Local

According to jail records, Charles Henry Bennett, 57, works as
a TSA employee at Orlando International Airport, and was booked into
the Orange County Jail early Friday morning after a 15-year-old girl
came forward claiming Bennett touched her inappropriately when she was
12, deputies said.

A TSA spokesperson reached late Saturday night
said it would not be possible for her reveal whether Bennett’s
employment status with the agency was impacted by his arrest until
Monday at the earliest.

Impossible? Hell, if I owned a security company and one of my employees was molesting 12 year olds, he’d not only be fired, he’d be found dead under a rock!  But it’s TSA.  It’s the government.  I certainly don’t expect this foul pervert to lose his job over something as silly as trying to turn a kid into a “sex slave.”

Just remember, these are the folks who will be touching you too!

Hallelujah! We’ll be saved!


What in the Constitution authorizes the Executive Branch to do this?

The Obama administration is considering several steps that would
review the legality of the controversial Bowl Championship Series, the
Justice Department said in a letter Friday to a senator who had asked
for an antitrust review.

In the letter to Sen. Orrin Hatch,
obtained by The Associated Press, Assistant Attorney General Ronald
Weich wrote that the Justice Department is reviewing Hatch’s request
and other materials to determine whether to open an investigation into
whether the BCS violates antitrust laws.

“Importantly, and in addition, the administration also is exploring
other options that might be available to address concerns with the
college football postseason,” Weich wrote, including asking the Federal
Trade Commission to review the legality of the BCS under consumer
protection laws.

Well, Hallelujah!  Don’t have health care?  The gubmint will take care of you.  Can’t afford a cell phone?  No problem! The gubmint’s got your back.  Can’t get a local TV provider to broadcast your fave NFL team?  The nanny state is there for you.

And now, because you obviously need the Bowl Championship system to switch to a playoff system, rather than the ratings system it
uses to determine the teams that play in the championship game, Teh Magic Marxist will take care of you.

My God!

These festering sores on the ass of decency are so drunk on their own power, that even Idi Amin, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, is shaking his head in disbelief as he roasts in hell.

Not satisfied in growing the size and scope of government in countless ways, Ogabe now wants to dip his greasy fingers into college football!  And if you think, Republicans will save you from the oozing power grab of this particular administration, just remember this:  this fiasco was initiated by Orren Hatch, a Utah Republican, was steamed that his home state team was deprived of getting a chance to play for the title last year.

Update on Johnny Weir


Yesterday, I wrote that PETArds and their drooling ilk have no conscience, no morals and no perspective.  Today I will tell you they are a foul, rabid band of sociopathic shitslurpers who all need to be immediately put down for the good of society.

U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir will replace the fox on one of his
costumes with faux fur after he and his costume designer were targeted by an
animal rights group.

Weir received “hate mail and death threats,” agent Tara Modlin said on
Thursday, and he doesn’t want anything to disrupt his performances at the
Vancouver Olympics.

“He’s changing it because he needs to focus on skating,” she said.

Death threats.  Over a tuft of fur.

Death threats.

What kind of imbecilic cretin do you have to be to threaten to kill someone over a tuft of fur?  What kind of hypocrite thinks a tuft of fox fur is worth a human life?

Here’s hoping we see video of Newkirk and her psychotic band of domestic terrorists dipped in barbecue sauce and raped by a herd of rabid yak… on YouTube!

Well at least he wasn’t choking it

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There are a lot of things you can do on a New York City subway.  You can read. You can chat with friends and strangers.  If you’re in the cast of the musical Rent, you can break out in song and dance.  And… you can cuddle your chicken.

This dude has to be one lonely loser!

New York City’s transit agency is investigating a video posted online
that shows a man kissing and snuggling a live chicken aboard a subway.

The subway rider who took the video said Thursday that it was one of those New York moments she felt compelled to record.

Kylie Kaiser, a 27-year-old architect from Brooklyn, and two friends
boarded the uptown No. 6 train at the 33rd Street station at around 7
p.m. Tuesday.

“He was on his back, rolling from side to side, kissing, hugging and lifting the chicken up in the air,” she said.

Is it illegal to snuggle and kiss a barnyard bird on a public subway?

I can’t. I just can’t. AH SHIT – I DID


I can’t watch the STFU tonight. I can’t sit there and tolerate that smarmy, self satisfied, self aggrandizing, narcissist spout off about how he’s planning to take the greatest, free-est country in the world and turn it into a third-world socialist shithole!

I can’t stand the thought of Skeletor Pelosi’s face, glowing with adoration (or an extra injection of Botox) as she clings on to every word the Miraculous Maoist utters like a particularly stubborn bit of shit on Harry Reid’s ass hair.

But you know I’m going to.  It’s like a car wreck.  I can’t look away.

I’ll blog about it later.

UPDATE: Here he goes again with his bank penalization idea!!!!!!!!  Every time he opens his yap, my mutual funds take a nosedive!  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHUT UP!!!

HE CUT TAXES???????????????  WHAT?????????????????

HE HATED THE BANK BAILOUT?????????????  That’s a joke right?

Turning. TV. Off. Now. Before I have a stroke.

From the little known nation of Retardia


I’m fairly sure I’ll probably get all sorts of hate mail from politically correct morons protesting my use of the word “Retard.”  So I will preemptively assure you that the Specially Abled Americans (or whatever the politically correct term of the day is) are miles smarter and more functional than the PETArds and their animal rights pals.

I bet you think I’m going to blog about this guy…

Nope!  I’m going to write about the tards who waste their time and everyone else’s protesting inconsequential things – otherwise known as animal rights activists.

Look, I’m an animal lover.  I have a dog, I’ve rescued numerous cats, and I have a hedgehog. I’ve been known to scoop up strays and give them homes.  I get violent when I see defenseless animals being abused by sociopathic quasi-humans just to dissipate some of that impotent rage they have stored inside. Ya know… when the testicles fail to drop, the testosterone kind of festers inside, causing feelings of inadequacy and suppressed temper… but enough armchair psychology.

The flaming, positively on fire queer above is actually U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir, and the guy is positively awesome! He’s a three-time U.S. National Champion (2004-2006), the 2008 Worlds bronze medalist, a two-time Grand Prix Final medalist and the 2001 World Junior Champion. He’s an amazing athlete and spends a lot of time as a volunteer for a charity that fights childhood obesity.

And Goodness knows this country of McGorging Hogs needs it!


Note: I actually have no idea if Weir straight or gay, and I don’t care.  I would submit, however, that no man with a shred of testosterone in his body would wear that outfit.

And speaking of outfits… that one apparently has fur.  And animal rights freaks don’t seem to appreciate the sheer flamboyance of the getup.  They’re angry.  They’re bitter because some animal had to give up a bit of fluff to make Johnny Weir look FAAAAAAABULOUS!

So they spent time and energy writing a letter – not just to Johnny Weir, but also to costume designer Stephanie
Handler – castigating the skater for daring to exercise his homo sapien superiority over the animal kingdom by wearing some pelt on his sleeve and asking the designer to stop using helpless animal carcass leftovers as art.

Handler’s reaction was predictably disinterested.

“I totally get the dirtiness of the fur industry and how terrible it is to
animals. But it’s not something that’s the No. 1 priority in my life,” Weir
said on Tuesday. “There are humans dying everyday. There are thousands if not
millions of homeless people in New York City. Look at what just happened in

Perspective? Yeah, they don’t has it.

And this Friends of Animals group isn’t the first band of tards that doesn’t think Weir is FAAAAAABULOUS!  The PETArds also got into the act.  You know People Eating Tasty Animals… um… I mean… People Embarrassing the Tidewater Area (for those of you not from Virginia, Tidewater is where PETArds make their ecologically friendly home and also where they euthanize thousands of defenseless critters)… um… I mean People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals… you know them right?  The same group that sponsors and sanctions the ecoterrorists of ALF (no, not the disturbing-looking alien on the TV show, but the Animal Liberation Front).  The same band of misanthropic morons who sent a letter to Yasser Arafat asking him and his homicide bombers to quit using donkeys to kill humans, while, of course not mentioning or bothering to condemn the senseless human death perpetrated by that specific set of barbarian camel humpers.

Yeah.  That group.

These residents of Retardia actually sent Weir graphic videos of animals being mistreated by the fur industry!  Classy, Ingrid Newkirk!  Really classy!

Never mind that every skater wears at least a little dead animal at all times… ya know… those things they wear on their feet – I think they’re called skates.

Never mind that humans have been eating and wearing animals since the first Neanderthal dragged his knuckles across the grassy flats of Prehistoria.

And never mind that animals… shhhhhhhh… here’s a secret you probably didn’t know… they eat other animals! 

It’s called the circle of life, stooopid!  Haven’t you seen the Lion King, Ingrid?

Here’s the thing.  These animal rightstards – they hate humans. They really do.  They’d be much happier if the majority of civilization was eradicated from this earth, and what’s left (if they had their way, it would be hemp wearing, dope smoking, vegan douchebags) lived in hovels, eating grass and wiping their asses with their hands.

They don’t respect human beings. They don’t care about the human race or human rights, and human suffering doesn’t even register on their moral radar.  But these are the same retards who suffer frothing hysteria if you harm a flea! 

Priorities?  They don’t has them.

Respect for the achievement, ultimate goodness, creativity and intelligence of the human race?  They don’t has them.

Stupid?  They has it.



Cross posted at Washington Rebel.

Putting lipstick on a pig


Dan compares Stimulus Redux to putting perfume on a hog.  I evoke a more familiar simile.  It all comes down to the same thing.

Watch. The. Video.

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