More global warming

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Had to shovel another several inches of global warming from my property today.

Where the bloody hell is Al Gore with his solar powered snow blower?

A faith based organization

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Whom the hell is this douchebag kidding?

A county jailer in Florida has been fired after telling investigators he was an officer of the Ku Klux Klan.


An internal affairs report by the Alachua (ah-LAH-chu-AH) County
Sheriff’s Office says Detention Officer Wayne Kerschner defended the
KKK as a faith-based organization
.


Kerschner told investigators that he blogged on a KKK Web site,
attended a rally in Tennessee and paid dues to the United Northern and
Southern Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. He said his wife was also a
member.

Yeah, dumbass.  Because no one really knows what the KKK is about.

But hey, if Robert Byrd can get elected to the Senate time and time again, why bother firing this guy?

A few thoughts on the Crotchbomber (WITH VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE)

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I just saw the ABC news photo of the Crotchbomber’s explosive panties, and it really started my mind working. It’s a quite feminine pair of panties with an explosive packet sewn into the crotch.  INTO THE CROTCH, PEOPLE!!!  How unhinged do you have to be to wake up one morning and go, “Hmmmm…. gee…. I think killing Americans is MUCH more important than my penis!  I think I’ll set it on fire in the name of Allah!”

What. The. Fuck.

This Nigerian assflake was actually fanatical enough to concede to blowing up his own nuts in an effort to kill a few Americans on a plane!  He either values his manhood very little (quite obvious by the fact that the cowardly sow humper committed himself to killing innocent civilians, including children), or he’d overslept on his way to the airport and his suppliers all ran out of suicide belts leaving him with the choice of exploding panties, or a dynamite dildo.  Maybe he thinks his junk will be restored in heaven just in time to hump his 72 virgins.  I don’t know.  All I know is that if I were a man, there is nothing in this world I’d hate strongly enough to blow up my own crotch!

I hear guys are really attached to their little friend!

I’m a pretty passionate person.  I’m emotional.  And yes, sometimes irrationally so… but I tell you one thing: There is NOTHING in this world that I’m so passionate about that I would set my junk on fire!  NOTHING.

There is nothing in this world that would prompt me to blow up my own genitals.

Maybe I’m just not that passionate. Maybe I’m not a true believer. Maybe true believers honestly think their penis will be magically regrown in heaven. Maybe their version of heaven is littered with unused penises and sets of testicles just waiting to be picked off ripe trees and reattached to their burned genital region with Allah’s Krazy Glue.

But you know what?  I’m not willing to take that chance!


UPDATE

Well, boys and girls… now we know why the Crotchbomber decided to set his winky on fire on that fateful Christmas day.  He was apparently lonely and misunderstood.

Those posts, beginning in 2005, show a teenager looking for a new life outside his boarding school and wealthy Nigerian family.

Most of all, they paint a portrait of someone who seems lost and needs someone to hear him.

Thepostings seem hastily written and are replete with spelling and grammarerrors. In one, on Jan 28. 2005, he wrote: “i am in a situation where ido not have a friend, i have no one to speak too, no one to consult, noone to support me and i feel depressed and lonely. i do not know whatto do.”

Hmmmmm.  Yes.  That’s exactly what you need to do when you’re feeling down in the dumps. Don an explosive panty liner and set your own genitals on fire.  That’ll fix all your problems!  Maybe Kotex can start a brand new line for the depressed Jihadist: The Missile Maxi!

This is Janet Napolitano’s DHS

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The “system worked” before it was a miserable failure.

The latest would-be al Qaida murdering pig fornicator was banned from returning to Britain. The Crotchbomber’s own father informed authorities that his son was an extremist, murdering swine!  But somehow this radical terrorist turd was granted a visa that would allow him to enter the United States, and according to Napolitano, the system worked?

Are you shitting me?

Welcome to Napolitano’s Department of Homeland security, where the only terrorists are the veterans and rightwingers, but certainly not swarthy, young, Muslim men with ties to radical Islam and al Qaida!

But everyone respects him!

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Now that Bush is out of office, and we have elected the first black President of the United States (sorry, Bill Clinton – you ain’t it!), we’re bringing American respect back!  Bush destroyed the reputation of the United States. He acted unilaterally. He didn’t respect our allies or the international community as a whole. He brought the United States down in the eyes of the world. He made us into a hegemon – a rogue that doesn’t take anyone else’s opinion into account.

The Magic Marxist was supposed to fix all that. He was supposed to fly over the world and shit unicorns and butterflies on their lawns. He was supposed to fix the reputation of the United States in the eyes of the international community! He was supposed to save us from the embarrassment Bush caused – to elevate us to a team player and a nation that is respected by all. 

Right?

Aren’t we repeatedly told by Teh Anointed One’s ™ supporters that now that we’ve elected him, we have gained a modicum of respect back in the eyes of the rest of the world?

I mean, he did win the Nobel Peace Prize, after all!  Not that we know exactly for what, and neither does the rest of the world, for that matter.  And well… he did bow to several world leaders, supplicating at their feet, humbly asking for forgiveness for America’s transgressions!  That should count for something, right?

Right?

The more I read about the hapless antics of our Fearless Leader, the more I’m beginning to believe that he’s simply a buffoon.  He’s incompetent to the point of being pathetically amusing. He’s a complete embarrassment.

A dramatic entry by Barack Obama into a
room where the US President found no chair for himself but four
probably startled heads of government set the stage for the “political
accord” in Copenhagen.

The
jury is still out on who were more taken aback: Obama or the room’s
four occupants — Prime Ministers Manmohan Singh and Wen Jiabao (China)
and Presidents Jacob Zuma (South Africa) and Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva
(Brazil).

It
is not clear whether Obama barged into the room to break up the “secret
meeting” among the four nations or he turned up for a bilateral meeting
with Wen and found to his surprise parleys were already going on among
the four developing countries.

According
to a last-ditch schedule drawn up by the US team after almost giving up
on a deal, Obama was supposed to meet Wen and then the three other
leaders jointly. But the way the events unfolded, it appeared that the
Chinese, Brazilian, Indian and South African leaders wanted to meet
Obama together, rather than in separate sessions.

Manmohan
Singh had either reached the airport to fly back to India or was about
to leave his hotel when word was passed on that Obama wanted to take
one more shot at an accord.

Sergio
Serra, Brazil’s senior climate negotiator here, confirmed that the US
President had joined the meeting of Brazilian, Indian, Chinese and
other officials. But he did not say that Obama had walked in uninvited
to the room at Bella Centre, the venue of the summit.

The US President had met Wen privately
once. But Wen did not attend two smaller, impromptu meetings during the
day that Obama and US officials conducted with leaders of other world
powers, an apparent snub that infuriated the Americans and the
Europeans.

The two sides then scheduled the bilateral meeting that eventually became a multilateral event.

Obama,
while entering the room with secretary of state Hillary Clinton, said:
“Can I join you now? Are you ready to talk to me or do you need more
time? I can go back and come again.”

He
was told by the leaders that he was welcome to join them which Obama
did, although at one point he threatened to walk out if no deal was
reached. There, the final stages of the agreement came together,
sources close to the talks said, with Obama discussing specifics.

Later,
a US official said: “The only surprise we had, in all our history
was… that in that room it wasn’t just the Chinese having a meeting…
but all four countries we had been trying to arrange meetings (with).…
The President’s viewpoint was, ‘I wanted to see them all and now is our
chance’.”

The
Chinese told the White House that it was going to be a bilateral
meeting and did not give an impression that all these leaders were also
in the same room, a US official said.

[…]

“We
weren’t crashing a meeting. We were going for our bilateral meeting. We
found the other (India, South Africa and Brazil) people there,” a US
official said, referring to suggestions that the Americans had got wind
of the “secret meeting” and did not want to be left out.

When Obama entered the room, there was no chair for him. Obama himself was reported as saying that there weren’t any seats.

Obama said, “No, no, don’t worry, I am going to go sit by my friend Lula,” and said, “Hey, Lula.”

He walked over, moved a chair and sat down next to Lula. Clinton sat next to him.

If Obama did not walk in uninvited, I’m surprised there was no chair for him.  I’m surprised that the heads of the four other nations involved were startled at his barging in to a meeting.  Sure looks like to me that despite the fact that he was expecting a bilateral meeting, he essentially walked in to a meeting to which he was not invited and invited himself instead.

Apparently, Obama is terse about not being treated like the Messiah, all of a sudden.  So the stupid, arrogant toerag felt entitled to just walk into a meeting uninvited, feeling snubbed earlier because the Chinese assigned a lower level official to the summit talks.  After all, the Jugeared King must meet with someone of his own stature!

Yeah, where’s that respect again?

This absolutely confirms what I thought all along.  This man is woefully out of his element. He was elected on “hope and change,” and being the first African American POTUS in history. He was elected by those who had no clue how he was going to fix things, but hoped that he would because he talked pretty and looked good.  And once he got into office, he found himself in way over his head.  He was likely surprised to know that this President gig – it’s an actual job!  A very important and challenging one!  And that it’s not all state dinners and waving to his adoring, adulating crowd of blind, ignorant supporters.

My dad feels sorry for him.

I think he got what he deserved.

“What are we paying them for?”

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A few years ago I was bored.  I was so bored, in fact, that upon receiving a Nigerian scam email, I decided to screw with the guy.  Mercilessly.  My friend and renowned author Mike Williamson documented the majority of the exchange I had with this particular scammer, who claimed to be a widow with AIDS who was looking for someone to adopt her two children, and to whom she would pay millions of dollars.  All they’d need is a one-time fee… $1,650

Yeah.  What they wound up getting was a week-long exchange with someone who forced them to send a photo of themselves to prove authenticity, who offered to sell them a computer security system that was marketed as Affirmed Security Standardized Home Organizational Lookout Evader (Version 2.9), who claimed to be a researcher working on AIDS and recommended that she be anally raped by a camel as a cure.  Oh… and I made him sign a contract, which I later explained to him – AFTER I got his signature and had him fax it to me. 

Here is what you have agreed to:


1 – Adoption services and financial services. 2 – Jerking off for the
camera and saving the pictures (that means stroking your own penis,
spanky) 3 – Sucking the penis of a hairy rhesus monkey, taking pictures
and saving them for me 4 – Getting large objects shoved up your ass and
getting sexually abused with whips and chains …

You get the message.

Why did I mess with this idiot for a week?  Well, first, as I explained before, I was bored.  But secondly, it’s because these criminals take advantage of the weakest in our society.  Yes, people should know better. Yes, I’m aware of the whole caveat emptor thing.  However, these scumbags harass the most naive and vulnerable in our society.  If you know anything about me, you know that abuse of children and the elderly makes me absolutely crazy, so these people really deserve to be sodomized with large cacti and tossed off a bridge somewhere!

They truly are scum, and they deserve horrible things to happen to them.  What I don’t understand, though, is the attitude of our law enforcement authorities when confronted with the fact that they really need to do something about these sub-human shitbags!  Here is an elderly gentleman who was trying to help… trying to prevent other seniors falling victim to these scamming slime… and what do the law enforcement agencies of our nation do?  Not a damn thing!  This man got harassing calls at his house, claiming he would receive millions if he just sent them several hundred bucks.  How many elderly folks don’t know any better?   How many of them surf the web on a regular basis and know about this stuff?

Corl was fed up. He asked the phone company about the phone number.
It came back as being from Jamaica. Corl decided it was time for the
professionals to take over the case.

He called the New Port
Richey Police Department. Corl lives outside the city, so someone there
referred him to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office.

The Sheriff’s
Office said the matter was outside its jurisdiction and to call the
FBI. So Corl called the Tampa office. They told him to call the
Pasco/Hernando field office in Wesley Chapel. He did. Twice. He got an
answering machine and left messages.

Meanwhile, Corl kept getting calls. On Dec. 18 he got more than 20.

On
Dec. 19, another man called Corl. He said he was in Spring Hill and he
wanted to “finish the transaction while in the vicinity,” Corl said. He
told Corl to take a check for $500 to the Western Union near a Walmart
and there would be $5 million and a Mercedes in it for him.

An FBI agent returned Corl’s call the following week, after the Times
inquired about his complaint. That agent told him the field office
can’t do anything about an overseas operation, but suggested Corl send
in the information anyway, so it could be forwarded to the Washington,
D.C., office.

“I’ll do that,” he said.

The calls have
tapered off now, but Corl said he was surprised that law enforcement
didn’t seem more interested in protecting the public from such con
artists, especially when those victimized most often are the elderly.

I’m not surprised. This kind of thing seems to be too small or inconsequential to them or something. I’m sure if their funding was at stake, they’d quickly act.  And I’m sure if this gentleman actually met with one of these scammers and shot them dead, the “authorities” would be all over him like Oprah on a baked ham.

Mr. Corl rightfully asks,”What are we paying them for?”

They sure don’t seem to care about actually enforcing the law or stopping those who violate it!  They sure don’t seem to care about protecting the most vulnerable elements of our society.

I’ve always been one of those folks who believed that law enforcement is one of the very few legitimate functions of any government – not that we should rely on them exclusively, but that they should be a viable option that serves and protects.

If they won’t do what we’re paying them to do, why do we even have them?

Easy lesson in spending

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This is a straightforward, no-spin, simple video about the current fiscal situation.  Don’t understand why I continuously rail against the idiots you elected to represent you in Washington?  Watch this.

Get it?

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