Except they’re funnier, but just as stupid.
Remember a few months ago when the Commies got all insulted about the last Indiana Jones flick portraying the Russians as bad guys, because, apparently, nothing happened between the time they helped kick Hitler’s ass and September 11, 2001, so painting them as evil was just revisionist history meant to promote the imperialist ideals of the capitalist dogs?
Well, they’re at it again! Apparently the new Bond movie is insulting.
Bond girls often come to a sticky end but Olga Kurylenko will be hoping that the Communists never get hold of her.
Kurylenko, the Ukrainian actress who plays Bond’s sidekick in Quantum of Solace, has been condemned by the Communist Party of St Petersburg for aiding “the killer of hundreds of Soviet people and their allies”. Apparently oblivious to Bond’s fictional nature, it accused her of assisting “a man who worked for decades under the orders of Thatcher and Reagan to destroy the USSR”.
In an appeal to the actress on its website, the party said: “The Soviet Union educated you, cared for you and brought you up for free but no one suspected that you would commit this act of intellectual and moral betrayal.”
See, apparently she was brainwashed by the evil Bush/Halliburton/Cheney/Rove cabal, and Daniel Craig is apparently in possession of highly classified information about plans that are currently in the works at the Pentagon and Hollywood “to discredit Russia and drive a wedge between the Russian and Ukrainian peoples.”
I can’t decide if the Greens, the Phelps douchebags or the Commies of St. Petersburg are more ludicrous, but HOTDAMN! they’re fun to watch!