An observation on third-wave feminist weirdos


I had a conversation on Facebook this morning with a bunch of writer friends prompted by the latest in third-wave feminist weirdness, where they literally display their vaginas to the world as some heavenly entities for everyone to worship.

We’ve seen vaginal knitting, where some performance “artist” (read: some attention whore with daddy issues) decided to shove a bunch of yarn up her vagoo and knit a sweater. I can’t imagine how that sweater would smell – probably some horrid mix of wet dog and sweaty twat – but I also can’t imagine any rational reason why anyone would advertise this to the world, other than “LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!”

brain_bleach2_4427We’ve seen some weirdo make yogurt out of her vaginal discharge. Yes… yogurt. She apparently had to shove a wooden spoon up there to get some bacteria out, and she apparently ate it too. Hey, if I wanted to chow down on vaj, I’d go out and find myself a girlfriend, and lady… I’d be willing to buy you the coolest sex toy I find on the Internets if you find a way to erase that image from my brain! I certainly wouldn’t take the time to ferment yogurt out of my own snatch. She and her friends claim it was just this “weird little experiment” she did on her own time – nothing connected with class, not for a grade. And yet, somehow, the media got a hold of this story, and Cecilia Westbrook became instantly famous. I wonder who went public with this little story…

Now there’s this. I warn you now – if you’re easily grossed out, stop reading. I’ll even give you a fold, so I don’t expose you to the kind of noxiousness these creatures are now parading around for the world to see!


Make fake clock bomb. Take to school. Get arrested. Profit.


Remember Ahmed Mohamed? I had some sympathy for the kid when his story initially broke. He made a dumb looking clock inside a pencil case, and his idiot teacher decided to call the police, because it looked like a “hoax bomb.” The kid was subsequently arrested, questioned about the “hoax bomb,” and then released to his parents. I also didn’t think the incident had anything to do with “islamophobia,” but rather the idiotic “zero tolerance” policies that around the country led to a kid being booted from school for chewing a breakfast pastry into the shape of a “gun,” an honor student getting in trouble for bringing a butter knife to school with her lunch, a kid getting in trouble for pretending a chicken nugget was a gun, and a first-grader being suspended for bringing a Cub Scout utensil to school that happened to contain a knife.

But there was always something unsettling about the whole thing. Instead of condemning the reactionary “zero tolerance sense” policies that landed his kid in hot water, the kid’s father began to immediately screech about “Islamophobia” and racial profiling. “Zero tolerance” policies are idiotic, nonsensical tripe that allow school administrators to lazily toss kids out of class for “safety” reasons, without using a shred of thought and logic to examine each individual situation. These policies have threatened the futures of hundreds of kids, without regard for race. I would submit that a Pop-Tart chewed into something ambiguously resembling a gun is much more innocuous than the “clock/bomb” Mohamed brought to school that day. So why is it that Mohamed’s father decided to use his child to paint American society around him as bigoted?

This might explain it.

The smear effort made Ahmed the target of anti-Muslim conspiracy theorists and caused his family to flee the country for their own safety, the family’s lawyer claimed Monday in letters addressed to City Hall and Irving ISD—demanding apologies and a total of $15 million to stave off a civil rights suit.

Never mind that the incident resulted in the kid getting an invite to the White House, got a hug from the President of the United States – an African American man who was elected to the highest office in the land… twice (Quite the racist country we are, right?), visited Google, Mecca, met with the Queen of Jordan, and had a very creepy audience with the genocidal maniac president of Sudan.

clock kid

He looks so traumatized taking a selfie with former NASA Astronaut John M. Grunsfeld, doesn’t he? The horror!


That doesn’t matter. He was apparently oh-so-scarred by his experience, that the family decided to move to Qatar and leave this horrible, racist country that allowed him to become a national hero, meet the President and even a former NASA astronaut after bringing something to school that, let’s face it, looked like a bomb.

And the only thing that will mitigate the trauma? You guessed it! Money – $15 million to be exact.

Any sympathy I had for this kid is gone. This is no longer a “stupid school administrators overreact yet again to a harmless object” story that I’ve written about over and over again on this site. It is now an “opportunistic pig tries to extort money from taxpayer, because ISLAMOPHOBIA, and… SHUT UP, RACIST!”

I don’t see the President inviting a little deaf boy named Hunter Spanjer to the White House, because idiot school officials attempted to prevent him from using sign language to say his name, because it violated their “zero tolerance” for weapons policy.

I don’t see public apologies, meetings with dignitaries, invites to the White House, or trips to the DYI Network for the Chicago teacher who was suspended from his job for showing hand tools to his second grade students as part of a math lesson. Screw drivers! Pliers! Wrenches! A box cutter! OH THE HORROR!

I didn’t see a whirlwind tour of Chef Geoff’s restaurants, a hug from the President, or meetings with the Prime Minister of France for Da’von Shaw, a Bedford, Ohio high school student, who brought apples and craisins to school for a “healthy eating” presentation he was giving to his speech class, took out a knife to cut the apple, and wound up suspended for five days for bringing a “weapon” to school.

None of them sued the idiot school districts for millions of dollars. None of them tried to extort money from the taxpayers for some alleged “bigotry.” None of them became grievance merchants, even though they were treated with much less deference and respect. They weren’t covered by the mass media. There was no mass outrage.

Ahmed Mohamed got all that and more, and yet, his father chose to make a spectacle out of the incident, snottily move his family to Qatar, because it’s oh-so-hard to grow up in America, and then attempt to extort millions of dollars from Americans!

This isn’t about racism. It’s about greed, plain and simple. The bastard wants money, and he’s using his kid to coerce that money from the taxpayers.

Because getting scratch from the Qatar Foundation that’s been accused of being linked to Hamas is apparently just not enough.


NEWSFLASH: Hillary has no sense of humor


Judicial Watch reported a couple of days ago that campaign staffers for her Royal Cankleness called Laugh Factory club owner Jamie Masada and demanded to know the names and phone numbers of the comedians that appeared in a video mocking Hillary.

A video of the short performance, which is less than three minutes, is posted on the website of the renowned club, Laugh Factory, and the Clinton campaign has tried to censor it. Besides demanding that the video be taken down, the Clinton campaign has demanded the personal contact information of the performers that appear in the recording. This is no laughing matter for club owner Jamie Masada, a comedy guru who opened Laugh Factory more than three decades ago and has been instrumental in launching the careers of many famous comics. “They threatened me,” Masada told Judicial Watch. “I have received complains before but never a call like this, threatening to put me out of business if I don’t cut the video.

What kind of douche move is this? Does this creature really have skin so thin, that it would sic its attack dogs on a comedy club and threaten to shut it down, because of a comedy video? Does a person running for the highest office in the land really have no comprehension of the meaning of the First Amendment? It’s definitely possible.

I'm FUNNY, dammit!

I’m FUNNY, dammit!

The commie trainwreck Slate published a piece defending Hillary, claiming that the campaign says no one there made the threatening call. The rag says this is apparently the start of a smear campaign, because why would anyone from the campaign do that? Nope. They wouldn’t. So they assess with confidence that this is merely an attempt to smear Hillary.

We know that Jamie Masada got the call. His story did not vary from what he told Judicial Watch to what he told Slate. So we can assess that someone called him and threatened him, as well as demanded contact information for the comedians who were involved in the video. But in their frothing zeal to defend their gal, Slate absolutely refuses to believe that anyone on the campaign would do that, because… well… why would they?

“She almost certainly didn’t make threatening demands of the Laugh Factory,” they claim. When you make such a high confidence assessment, you’d better have something to back it up. But Slate doesn’t need it.

Even if you buy the most grotesque right-wing caricatures about Clinton’s humorlessness and authoritarianism, it’s hard to believe that the campaign would be so clumsy, especially at a time when it’s going out of its way to make the candidate seem fun. Such a demand would only reinforce the worst stereotypes about Clinton while ensuring that the offending video went viral. Besides, there’s nothing in the video itself to attract the campaign’s notice: It’s less than three minutes long and is mostly stale cracks about Hillary’s clothes and age, along with familiar insinuations that she’s a lesbian. One of those insinuations is even admiring: “I would love if you become president, divorce Bill, and then you marry a bitch,” says Tiffany Haddish.

Why would the campaign be so clumsy? For any number of reasons, with attempts at intimidation, overly litigious campaign attorneys, inexperienced or overzealous campaign staffers being the leading ones. We do know something did happen, but unlike Slate that would rather dip itself in coconut oil and present its puckered chocolate starfish to an angry herd of rabid wildebeest for rapeage, than admit that the She-the-Anointed’s campaign could possibly be responsible for something like that, we are willing to believe that Hillary simply doesn’t have a sense of humor!

Well, here’s the video. Enjoy.

Congresscreature trying to push gun control in the wake of Paris


Jan Schakowsky (D-umbass, IL) has never been a friend of freedom or the Second Amendment. After all, this is the harpy who suggested in 2013 that the plans for another scary black gun ban and the proposed elimination of the right to lawfully sell your own property to another individual were only the beginning of the leftard assaults on your Second Amendment rights.

The opportunistic sow from Illinois has never been one to allow a crisis to go unexploited, so this week, she decided to use the terror attacks in Paris, France for her own odious purposes – namely, more gun control in the United States.

“No, uh, obviously it is frightening for every western country, but I do want to remind you, before we killed a jihadist named Awlaki, he did a video that said to Americans, ‘join the jihad and get guns, because it’s so easy in the United States of America to get a weapon,’” Illinois Rep. Jan Schakowsky said on SiriusXM radio this week.

“And that ought to be a chilling reminder because, aside from blowing themselves up, which is uh, of course, not about small weapons,” she continued. “These people used the kinds of weapons that are still available in the United States of America. And I think it ought cause us to have another consideration of sensible gun safety laws.”

Uh… does she even.. uh… know what it takes to legally acquire a machine gun in this country? Well, NRO lists the steps

  • Pay a tax of $200, which in 1934 was worth over $3,500

  • Fill out a lengthy application to register your gun with the federal government

  • Submit photographs

  • Submit passport photos

  • Get your chief law enforcement official to sign your application

  • Wait for the results of your background check to come back

A violation of the national firearms act results in a felony punishable by up to 10 years in federal prison, a $100,000 fine, and forfeiture of the individual’s right to own or possess firearms in the future.

Moreover, because the 1986 Hughes Amendment made it illegal for non-dealers to own automatic weapons that were manufactured after May 19th 1986, the cost of the guns Schakowsky fears is astronomical. You want an AK-47 of the sort used in Paris? You’re looking at spending at least $10,000.

enhanced-buzz-25589-1447858875-7Maybe the opportunistic sow ought to shut her yap before she embarrasses herself any further.

Oh, and we want to also gently remind Schakowsky that the not-so-dearly departed Awlaki wasn’t the one pointing out the alleged “ease” of getting guns in the United States. That was the pig-fucking dick weasel Adam Gadahn. In her froth-flecked zeal to shred Americans’ Second Amendment rights, Schakowsky couldn’t even get her camel humpers right.

And if you want to hear this sow squeal, you can listen here.




Hate Speech – only if you’re white


A buddy of mine is a real estate agent in Washington, DC – a city with a very large African American population. He’s a great guy – kind, funny, and intelligent. He also happens to be gay.

He’s lived in DC since 1980 an in this story, he recounts the incidents of racism, hate, homophobia, and misogyny he encountered as a realtor. It is notable that Bruce doesn’t bitch, moan, or complain about his treatment. He doesn’t engage in infantile sniveling about the hate speech directed at him. He doesn’t make demands for resignations, start a movement to muzzle the haters, or demand safe spaces to shield him from meanies.

He simply lives his life.

Can you imagine the outraged screeching that would occur if the offendapotomi at Mizzou, Yale, or any other campuses were subjected to the same behavior from those evil white males?

While showing condos to two (white) women, a prospective buyer and her friend, all of us bundled up in down jackets and hats and scarves, five tall black male teens, on holiday from school (Martin Luther King Day) begin to follow us down Columbia Road in Adams Morgan, a hipsterish DC neighborhood, shouting questions at us:  Do we like to party?  Can they come into the building with us?  Do we like black cock?  I am hunched over a lockbox attempting to retrieve keys to a condo so we can get off the street.  My client, a woman built like a line backer, is shouting at the boys asking if their mothers know how they behave.  When I stand up the teens realize I am male, and are momentarily thrown.  But after a few seconds start up again with the same questions.
While showing houses in Petworth, a gentrifying DC neighborhood, once a slum but now full of $300,000 one bedrooms, to an interracial lesbian couple (white and Asian) and one gal’s parents, several African American high school age boys and girls shout at us and tell us one day we will be their slaves.  (Someone taught them this.)
While walking to school in the 1990s, unable to afford a bus, a large black man who asked for change every day, takes offense that I ignore his daily request, and screams at me “You must not like black people!”
While walking on M Street in Georgetown, a small, very bundled up  and androgynous black pan handler, of unidentifiable gender, becomes hostile when I give no response to a request for change.  She (?) screams at me something about killing faggots.
What kind of schools and families produce pieces of shit such as this? And really… I wonder how many SJWs out there would defend the actions of these people?
How many would be perfectly fine with the abuses hurled at gays and women, because… Oh, I don’t know… they’ve obviously faced racism, they’ve grown up in poverty, because RACISM, they didn’t really have childhoods, because RACISM. Everything is racism, so they have an excuse.
We know that the social justice warriors will say anything to defend their ideological allies – no matter how foul – so I’m waiting for the inevitable stream of excuses about how black people are excused from accusations of hate speech, because they’ve experienced racism.
You know at least a few douche weasels out there are thinking it! Remember, these are the same festering boils on the ass of humanity who created the #FuckParis hashtag on Twitter after terrorists launched an attack that killed nearly 130 people there last week! Because France… colonial power… black people… terrorism or something.

Some thoughts on refugees


Libertarians and liberals are up in arms. Rand Paul – yes, that Rand Paul – a bunch of Republicans, and half the nation’s governors have said “NO!” to having Syrian refugees relocate to our country. After last week’s Paris attacks, and after at least one of the terrorists likely sneaked into France with a wave of Syrian refugees, some GOP leaders decided that maybe – JUST MAYBE – allowing a bunch of unvetted people into this country isn’t such a great idea.

The screeching in response is epic. Dave Bier at the Niskanen Center has published an article giving us six reasons to welcome Syrian refugees after Paris. The first reason is that apparently the Paris terrorists weren’t refugees.

Assuming that the user of a fake Syrian passport found near the body of an attacker belonged to the attacker, which isn’t clear, it appears that he may have exploited the flow of people into Europe, but he was not a refugee. He did not receive refugee designation from the United Nations or vetting from intelligence agencies. He was never approved for refugee status in any country.

What I emphasized in the quote is precisely the point! There are thousands of refugees flowing into Europe. Vetting them all properly is nearly impossible, and certainly smaller EU nations don’t have the resources or assets to do so! Ultimately the problem may not even be legitimate refugees, but those hiding in their midst. This is the problem. No, we haven’t had an issue with refugees launching attacks on the United States. That’s always been a concern, but we’ve been lucky. That said, considering Da’esh has already threatened the United States, is it so unreasonable to assess that they could integrate themselves into the ranks of the refugees being allowed into this country?

To become a refugee in the United States, you undergo a multi-stage vetting process and only after receiving U.N. designation by trained officers in the field. The U.S. can vet refugees prior to admission, which means we can weed out terrorists and those most likely to become involved in terrorism, accepting only the most vulnerable. Europe cannot do the same. What happened in Paris is not applicable to the U.S. refugee process.

And guess what, that “multi-stage vetting process” is pretty much worthless if we don’t have assets in Syria to run checks on those who want to enter this country. U.S. counterterrorism officials have expressed concerns that they don’t have the resources in Syria to vet them effectively. There’s a civil war there. You think there are computer systems there that contain background information on those seeking asylum? Are there intelligence officers on the ground to collect intel? Are there U.S. forces on the ground to examine fingerprints and other biometric data? Just what is it that these people think we can do to properly vet them? The Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, Nicholas Rasmussen, told the House Homeland Security Committee that this was definitely a concern. An FBI official agreed:

FBI official also questioned whether the U.S. intelligence community – with few assets on the ground in Syria and little insight into the country from elsewhere – can provide authorities with the information they need to properly determine whether any refugee could pose a threat.

“You have to have information to vet,” said FBI Assistant Director Michael Steinbach, who heads the bureau’s counterterrorism division. “Databases don’t [have] the information on those individuals, and that’s the concern.”

To be sure, this has nothing to do with racism, or a dislike for refugees, or anything else. The first responsibility of a government is to protect its citizens, and anyone who claims that this is not a legitimate national security concern, simply doesn’t understand national security!

U.S. refugees don’t become terrorists: The history of the U.S. refugee program demonstrates that the lengthy and extensive vetting that all refugees must undergo is an effective deterrent for terrorists. Since 1980, the U.S. has invited in millions of refugees, including hundreds of thousands from the Middle East. Not one has committed an act of terrorism in the U.S. (update for those unwilling to read the source, the Boston bombers were not refugees). Traditional law enforcement and security screening processes have a proven record of handling the threat from terrorist posing as refugees.

Oh, don’t they?

In a House Homeland Security Subcommittee on Counterterrorism and Intelligence Chairman hearing, Patrick Mehan in 2012 contradicted that claim.

While the motivation behind creating these special immigrant categories were well-intentioned, the fact remains that in May 2011 two Iraqi nationals who were given refugee status and resettled in the United States were arrested and accused by the FBI of plotting to send weapons and money to al-Qaeda in Iraq. One of the men arrested had openly discussed his prior experience as an insurgent until Iraq and the IED attacks he participated in against U.S. troops. The fingerprints of the other Iraqi refugee who was charged were traced by the FBI to a component of an unexploded IED that was recovered by U.S. forces in northern Iraq.

Not one has committed an act of terrorism, because they were caught, thankfully before it was too late! And even in the case above, we had experts and assets, as well as personnel in Iraq that caught the scumbags who were given refugee status in 2011.

Director of National Intelligence James Clapper just this past September warned of the U.S. intelligence community’s “huge concern” that Da’esh may attempt to infiltrate Syrian refugees to enter Europe and possibly the United States.

And guess what! One of the Paris terrorists did, apparently infiltrate the flood of Syrian refugees and proceeded to participate in the carnage!

This isn’t “fearmongering.” This isn’t racism. This isn’t a hatred for refugees. This isn’t demagoguery. These are legitimate national security concerns that need to be addressed if we are to keep our population safe from attacks.

Does it suck for the legitimate refugees seeking asylum in the United States? Surely. I’m sure the vast majority are looking for a new, safer life. I get that. I’ve been there. That said, however, the U.S. intelligence community and law enforcement had more information on my family when we were coming to the United States in 1980 – FROM THE U.S.S.R. – than they do about any of the people seeking asylum from Syria today, and had information been as scarce about us back then, I would have advocated barring us from entry!

As I said previously, it is quite likely that the vast majority of the refugees seeking entry into the United States today are peaceable people. But how many does it take to launch an attack on a major city and paralyze it like the handful of terrorists did in Paris last week? It was a handful, and as far as we know today, only one came in with the wave of Syrian refugees under a false passport. One. It took a handful of terrorists to intimidate an entire country into a horrified, stunned stupor by attacking one city. A handful hiding in the thousands the current Administration is allowing into tSyrian refugees strike in front of  Budapest Keleti railway station. Refugee crisis. Budapest, Hungary, Central Europe, 3 September 2015.his country could wreak a similar havoc.

So don’t sit there and try to justify this inexcusable neglect for our national security with pictures of wide-eyed children whose families just want to seek protection within our shores. Even the United Nations admits that the majority of those seeking to come here are military-aged men.

Don’t accuse those opposing this neglect of racism and fearmongering. Don’t try to play politics with our national security.

The concerns are real. If you can’t see that, I can’t help you.

Sometimes you just need to step back


I need perspective. This year has been a tough one, both emotionally and financially. I still haven’t been able to sell my house, thanks to the squatting, thieving forces of destruction that are the Coopers. We did go to court, and they do owe me damages and back rent and penalties for stealing my property. Whether they pay up or not remains to be seen. If they had any integrity, or were really Christians, as they claim, they would pay what they owe and apologize for destroying my chances of selling my property, considering it’s almost holiday season, and selling a house right now is near impossible. But any person that has sex with a kid, and any wife who stands by him… well, let’s just say I don’t have a whole lot of faith in their “integrity.”

Meanwhile, I’m still paying my own rent and my mortgage – 80 percent of my takehome pay! Try living on that!

I also owe friends and relatives thousands of dollars, because of all the repairs I had to do to the house after these so-called “people” trashed it. That child molesting freak actually tried to impugn my trustworthiness by bringing up a fundraiser started by my friend Amanda to pay for legal bills, as if the money collected for that cause negates their responsibility for wrecking my house!

The child-raping jackass David Scott Cooper asked me if I’d created any kind of charity to help me with the bills. I truthfully answered I had not. This was not my fundraiser. It was not created by me. And any money raised went to pay for legal bills that kid toucher and his hag forced me to incur with their actions! And by the way… anything that’s not used for legal bills is going to two charities: ASPAN and Fisher House. I will post both receipts after the donation is made, which will probably be sometime next month, as I need to ensure that no other legal bills associated with this slimy child-molesting swine need to be paid. He tried to bring that in as evidence, which the judge didn’t even allow as an exhibit. The judge rightfully said that even if I raised a ton of money, it still does not negate their responsibility for the damages they caused.

Lots of changes at work, lots of car repairs, lots of emotional drama, moving to a smaller place to save money (once again mostly thanks to the scum that are the Coopers) and my Danny having left for college.  It’s been a crazy year.

But it hasn’t just been a wreck of a year for me.

A good friend FINALLY sold her home after much trial and tribulation. I’m so happy for her and her husband! It’s a tough year to try and sell homes, apparently, so I’m glad they did it! She’s been an absolute wreck about it, and I’m so glad it’s over!

Another friend just lost her husband to cancer last night. Cancer sucks. It sucks so much! I’m devastated for her! I can’t imagine losing the person I love – the person with whom I planned to spend the rest of my life – to this nightmare. I can’t imagine her agony. I can only hurt with her and hope that her pain subsides with time. A bunch of us want to help her out, so for the next week, anyone who would like to contribute to help her get through this tragedy can make a donation through PayPal to This is not my personal account. I am not touching this money. I just want to share and help a friend in her time of need. On Monday, Nov. 23rd, the collection will be halted, and forwarded to this kind, sweet woman. I know the holidays are coming up, but I also cannot imagine what it will be like for her to spend the next week without her beloved. I feel sick about it. So if you can, please help!

eiffelfbI wept for the victims of terrorism in Paris – both after the Charlie Hebdo attack and after this recent one. My family is fine, and I just heard from my buddy. He and his family are fine as well. The destruction these goat humping terrorists have wreaked is indescribably evil. There’s a huge part of me that wants to destroy them – all of them. Screw the collateral damage! And then that human part of me takes over, and all I want to do is just cry.

That’s normal, I think. Right?

Some shitbag sexually assaulted a child in my building a couple of weeks ago. A child. How twisted do you have to be to find a 13-year old kid sexually appealing? I can’t imagine what goes through a kid’s head when an adult does this! It’s such a huge betrayal of trust and the destruction of innocence! It makes me sick!

I’ve also noticed friends and colleagues – people who I thought were part of the tribe, so to speak, just at each other’s throats lately. Whether it’s political disagreements, or just stress writ large, I don’t know. All I know is, I can’t stand seeing people I care about ending friendships because of stupid shit.

Evil exists, people. It exists in so many forms and in the hearts of so many people! Another office director and I were talking to our Deputy Assistant Secretary the other day about “The Walking Dead,” because he told us he wouldn’t watch it. We both think it’s a phenomenal show, so we were perplexed why the DAS refused to watch it. His response was, “Don’t you guys deal with enough evil and bad news every day at work? Do you really want to watch it at home too?”

I hadn’t thought about it. I guess if evil didn’t exist in this world, I would be out of a job. That said… sometimes it engulfs you. That’s when I have to shut down my computer, take a step back, and reevaluate.

I do have a lot to be grateful for, though.

My kids are amazing. My son is a constant source of joy when he texts me inspirational or goofy messages, or asks for fashion advice. My daughter makes me proud every single day with her integrity, her work ethic, her intelligence, her courage, and her heart! I have sweet, furry animals who cuddle up and love on me when I’m sad. I have amazing friends. My employees are literally top notch professionals. I told them today that there’s not a single office where I would want to work other than mine, because these guys are literally the most dedicated, most intelligent bunch of goofballs I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with! And I have a platform to vent. Right here.

I guess I’m just getting tired, because everything seems insurmountable today.

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